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I want your attention on this one so HEY LISTEN UP. Many moons ago, I urged you to sign up for the Sportsmans Guide membership -- it costs $30 to sign up, but they give you two $10 coupons up front and $15 off your first order of $49 or more. And then you get 10% off everything they sell -- including ammo -- for the year. Well today -- as in MAY FUCKING 15th -- they're doing an EXTRA 10% off for everything except ammo. If you've been holding off on a sizeable purchase now if the time to get off your lazy ass and save some seriou sbucks -- up to $300. Follow THIS LINK and use the aoupon code to take advantage of this offer. Again -- it turns into a pumpkin at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. Again, you must be a member to get the extra 10% so if you haven't signed up already, do it now. Do not wait for a limo to pick you up. Do not wait for the next available clerk. Do it now. Otherwise don't come crying to me in the morning.

Nesta Robert "Bob" Marley was a Jamaican singer-songwriter and musician best known for his Reggae records. He was the rhythm guitarist and lead singer for the ska, rocksteady and reggae band Bob Marley & The Wailers. Marley remains the most widely known and the best-selling performer of reggae music, having sold more than 75 million albums worldwide. He is also credited with helping spread both Jamaican music and the Rastafari movement to a worldwide audience. Marley's music was heavily influenced by the social issues of his homeland, and he is considered to have given voice to the specific political and cultural nexus of Jamaica.

Not everyone wants to deal with the time, money, and hassle of exercise equipment. I mean, not only do you have to pay good money for it, but then you have to put it together -- what a pain in the ass! Then you have to actually take the time to use it. So here are nine helpful ways to get fit without exercise equipment. They may not all work for you, but one or two would almost have to, statistically speaking.

The Seattle SuperSonics -- also commonly referred to as the Sonics -- were an American professional basketball team based in Seattle, Washington that played in the Pacific and Northwest Divisions of the National Basketball Association (NBA) from 1967 until 2008. After the 2007–08 season ended, the team relocated to Oklahoma City, and now plays as the Oklahoma City Thunder. Settlement terms of a lawsuit between the city of Seattle and Clay Bennett's ownership group stipulated the SuperSonics' banners, trophies and retired jerseys remain in Seattle; the nickname, logo, and color scheme are available to any subsequent NBA team; and the Sonics' franchise history will be shared with the Thunder.

Old and busted: Toronto Blue Jays' JA Happ takes a line drive to the head. The new hotness: Toronto Maple Leafs' defenseman Mark Fraser takes a slap shot to the face -- someone has released Fraser's actual CT scan -- no not this one -- and it is fucking horrifying to see.

Studies indicate more than 70 percent of legal-drinking-age men have put their beer in the freezer to achieve the desired level of cold. The trick is to know when to take the beer out. To meet that need, Coors Light introduced the Cold Activated Bottle and Can, which feature the Rocky Mountains on the label in thermochromatic ink which turn blue when Coors Light has been chilled to the perfect temperature for ice cold refreshment.

For all the pictures of Ted Nugent with rifles in hand or deers on the grill, all the stories about battling Bloomberg or Britain's Piers Morgan, all the media that twists word and phrase to shape the message rather than tell the story, odds are they didn't report a thing about what he did for a 22-year old Marine sniper named Josh. And odds are this isn't the first time Ted Nugent stepped up to the plate when it comes to America's veterans.

the young achievers: the 15 most influential people under 40 (lady gaga??)