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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 4, 2013
June 4, 2013

"I Want To Put As Much Fear Into His Heart And Pain Into His Back As I Possibly Could."

From back when football players were men: "When I see guys huddling up after the game, to pray, that's what scares me about the game. I'm a Baptist, but I'm also a quarterback killer, and I ain't praying with you. But I will give you 30 seconds to ask your Lord and master to keep me from killing you." -- Hall of Fame defensive end "Deacon" Jones on what aspect of the modern game most upsets him. David D. Jones was a defensive end in the National Football League for the Los Angeles Rams, San Diego Chargers, and the Washington Redskins. He was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980. Jones specialized in quarterback sacks, a term attributed to him. Nicknamed the "Secretary of Defense", Jones is considered one of the greatest defensive players ever. The Los Angeles Times called Jones "Most Valuable Ram of All Time," and former Rams head coach George Allen called him the "Greatest Defensive End of Modern Football". Jones passed away on June 3, 2013 of natural causes at his Anaheim Hills, California home. He was 74.

A hinge is a type of bearing that connects two solid objects, typically allowing only a limited angle of rotation between them. Two objects connected by an ideal hinge rotate relative to each other about a fixed axis of rotation. Hinges may be made of flexible material or of moving components. Strap hinges are an early hinge and used on many kinds of interior and exterior doors and cabinets.

Here are 9 cool things you can do with a Raspberry Pi. No, not the food, I'm talking about the computer that's the size of a credit card.

Bose Corporation is an American privately held corporation, based in Framingham, Massachusetts, that specializes in audio equipment. Founded in 1964 by Amar G. Bose, the company operates 8 plants, 153 retail stores, and an automotive subsidiary in Stow, Massachusetts. Bose is known for its loudspeakers, noise-cancelling headsets, and automotive sound systems. Other products manufactured by Bose include amplifiers and headphones. Bose audio products receive polarized opinions about quality: some reviewers consider them high-end while others consider them overpriced and of average quality.

Old and busted: Shit Girls Say Volume 1 and Shit Girls Say Volume 2. The new hotness: Shit Topless Girls Say. NSFW, Duh!

Ernie, I opened the back door to the warehouse I work at, saw this and thought I would share. My brother, (Army guy) said it is the Super Guppy that NASA flies. Dave in El Paso.

Dude. That photo you posted this morning. Was that a Fleshlight? Dale

Yes Dale, I make no excuses. That was most certainly was a Fleshlight, why do you ask?

Brittany Cage (professional name Brittney Wells) is a centerfold model from Nashville, born on February 16, 1985. I love the curly blonde hair and the killer eyes, along with the soft and sensual body. Here's a gallery of beautiful blonde Brittney Wells -- measurements: 34D-23-33 -- courtesy of BumbleGirls.

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A padelo, or paddle boat, is a small human-powered watercraft that a person drives by pedaling, which turns a paddle wheel. The paddle wheel of a pedalo is a smaller version of that of the paddle steamer. A two-seat pedalo has two sets of pedals, side by side, designed to be used together. Some models have three pedals on each side to allow a person to pedal from the center when boating alone. Pedalos are suited to calm waters, such as in ponds and small lakes. They are sometimes rented for use on ponds in urban parks.


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