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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 7, 2013
June 7, 2013

Not Fucking Around, Because The Internet Is Serious Business.

Gel bracelets are an inexpensive type of wristband that come in a variety of colors, and several can be worn on each arm. One style of these wristbands, known as awareness bracelets, carry debossed messages demonstrating the wearer's support of a cause or charitable organization. The silicone wristband first became available in 2004 with the Livestrong yellow band which was set up by American cyclist Lance Armstrong to raise awareness of cancer. The average price of the wristbands can be $1 and usually the majority of the money goes towards the charity involved. They are seen by young people as trendier than traditional charity pins which may explain their increase in popularity.

Normally I'd probably LOLz when someone tried to tell me nine good reasons for using Google Plus, but since reason #6 shows a picture of Jennifer Tilly's enormous tits, I think I should be a little more open minded.

Babies can quickly suffer the short- and long-term damage of sunburn and heat stroke, so keeping your baby safe in the sun is crucial. Sunburn can cause pain, fever, and dehydration. And just one sunburn during childhood raises the risk of melanoma (the most deadly type of skin cancer) as well as wrinkles later in life. Try to keep your baby in the shade – under a tree or umbrella, or covered in their stroller, for example. You may be surprised to learn that shade provides only partial protection against UV rays. Without sunscreen or other protection, even a baby in the shade can get sunburned.

Hi Ernie, Regarding the building search from your June 6th update, the building in that picture is the Musée national de la Marine, or National Navy Museum in Paris, France. I would imagine that she is standing in or near the blue circled area, camera angle would be left to right. The red circle is the statue which appears in the left side of the photograph you posted. I took this shot from the Eiffel Tower last year in February. Seems to be a little warmer season in the pic. Love your site. Carry on. Rick

I was reading this article on Huffington Post, and I thought you might be interested in reading it, too. Adam Arroyo, Iraq war veteran, says New York cops raided the wrong apartment, killed his dog. Paul

So. Your next Google-fu mission is to identify exactly what these folks are snacking on; you can see a sunflower and a pumpkin on the bag so they're obviously seeds, I just can't figure out what brand or where they're sold.

So while we're getting all European and shit, Giada Pamela De Laurentiis is an Italian-born American chef, writer, television personality, and the host of the current Food Network television program Giada at Home. De Laurentiis, dubbed a "petite powerhouse" by Town & Country magazine, stands "just under five foot two". Here she is making chocolate linguini with Conan.

Like all carnivorans, dogs have sharp, pointy teeth, and have short gastrointestinal tracts better suited for the consumption of meat. In spite of this natural carnivorous design, dogs have still managed to evolve over thousands of years to survive on the meat and non-meat scraps and leftovers of human existence and thrive on a variety of foods. Most store-bought dog food comes in either a dry form or a wet canned form. Dry food contains 6–10% moisture by volume, as compared to 60–90% in canned food. Pet owners often prefer dry food for reasons of convenience and price, spending over $8 billion on dry dog food in 2010 – a 50% increase in the amount spent just seven years earlier.

I still haven't straighten up after this. Greg

[in regards to this] For the record, this is how Superman shaves. Charlie

Gorgeous female athletes are awesome, and animated GIFs are awesome. Combining the two really is a no-brainer, so it's kind of surprising we haven't done it until now.

The extensor digitorum muscle arises from the lateral epicondyle of the humerus, by the common tendon; from the intermuscular septa between it and the adjacent muscles, and from the antebrachial fascia. It divides below into four tendons, which pass, together with that of the extensor indicis proprius, through a separate compartment of the dorsal carpal ligament, within a mucous sheath. The tendons then diverge on the back of the hand, and are inserted into the middle and distal phalanges of the fingers in the following manner.

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