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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 10, 2013
June 10, 2013

Fill My Eyes With That Double Vision, No Disguise For That Double Vision.

The laws relating to the flag of the United States of America are found in detail in the United States Code. Title 4, Chapter 1 pertains to the flag; Title 18, Chapter 33, Section 700 regards criminal penalties for flag desecration; Title 36, Chapter 3 pertains to patriotic customs and observances. When displayed either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the union should be uppermost and to the flag's own right, that is, to the observer's left. When displayed in a window, the flag should be displayed in the same way, with the union or blue field to the left of the observer in the street.

It's no secret that tanning isn't really good for your skin anyway, but it's even harder on your tattoos. Ultraviolet rays, while adding a nice bronze tone to your skin, drain the life out of a tattoo. The more you tan, the more the ink fades and slowly goes from brilliant to boring. I can certainly empathize with anyone that also loves the sun and just can't stay away. If you absolutely must go soak up some rays, at least be sensible and use sun block. Find the highest SPF level you can find and re-apply often if you're going to spend a lot of time outside. If you just can't accept having pasty white skin and your goal is to go out and get some color, make sure you at least protect your tattoos with as much sunscreen as possible.

Vine was founded by Dom Hofmann and Rus Yusupov in June 2012; Colin Kroll joined Vine as CTO a month later. In a couple of months, Vine became the most used video-sharing application in the market, even with low adoption of the app. On April 9, 2013, Vine became the number one most downloaded free app within the iOS App Store. In any case, you might not be too familiar with Vine yet. Video clips created with Vine have a maximum length of 6 seconds; this means that in order to create really cool vine videos, you have to be really creative... and people have not disappointed in that regard. So, ready to see what this Vine business is all about?

The 2011 end times prediction made by American Christian radio host Harold Camping stated that the Rapture and Judgment Day would take place on May 21, 2011, and that the end of the world would take place five months later on October 21, 2011. The Rapture, in a specific tradition of premillennial theology, is the taking up into heaven of God's elect people. In March 2012 Camping "humbly acknowledged" that he had been mistaken, that his attempt to predict a date was "sinful," and that his critics had been right in pointing to the scriptural text "of that day and hour knoweth no man".

Hi Ernie, I found it! It's in Torrance, CA. I didn't see Ash working, it must have been his day off. Cheers, Charley ... P.S. Not my photo, but off the internet. I was 45 minutes late to a job, and I drove by this place, and it pained me to not stop and take a pic for you, so I don't really know if Ash was working or not!

Ernie, Thought you'd appreciate this: Boeing B-17 rc model, maiden flight. Carl

The bag of snacks is Gold's Sunflower Seeds. Same company that makes Gold's Pretzels and Pretzel Logs (among other snacking goodies) - OneNightStand

Okay, your next photo challenge. What brand soda is this? Looks European to me.

You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation, we wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!

A blindfold is a garment, usually of cloth, tied to one's head to cover the eyes to disable the wearer's sight. It can be worn when the eyes are in a closed state and thus prevents the wearer from opening them[citation needed]. While a properly fitted blindfold prevents sight even if the eyes are open, a poorly made or trick blindfold may let the wearer see around or even through the blindfold. Sexual blindfold use is common in and outside of the bondage community, one of the initial things recommended for sexual variety. Blindfolds are commonly sold in novelty "bondage kits" marketed toward non-BDSM practitioners. Many impromptu items already found in the bedroom lend themselves to such use without preparation or prior purchase of specialized equipment.

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