funny pictures
free webcams
sexy videos




E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

jealous? click here to get your website on for as little as $5 per day
Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 11, 2013
June 11, 2013

Caveat Emptor. Translation: We're Fucked.

Bait-and-switch is a form of fraud used in retail sales but also practiced in other contexts. First, customers are "baited" by merchants' advertising products or services at a low price, but when customers visit the store, they discover that the advertised goods are not available, or the customers are pressured by sales people to consider similar, but higher priced items ("switching"). In the United States, courts have held that the purveyor using a bait-and-switch operation may be subject to a lawsuit by customers for false advertising, and can be sued for trademark infringement by competing manufacturers, retailers, and others who profit from the sale of the product used as bait.

And in related news, it looks like today's role of Joey's naive and overprotective mother will be played by Michael Bloomberg!

So just for the record, I think themed pickup trucks are faaaaaabulously gay. Having said that, the Man of Steel Edition Dodge Ram looks pretty bad ass.

It goes without saying that PCs we, are, and always weill be on the forefront of videogame development -- old school Quake nostalgia -- as PCs aren't as constrained as their console counterparts. Advances are even farther along with processor, RAM and storage technology that'll not only allow developers to make use of high resolution textures and detailed physics engines, but encourage them to do so. With that in mind, here's a list of the top 15 most anticipated games for the PC. They're on the bleeding edge of what videogames, as an entertainment medium, have to offer.

The Un Dimanche a' Paris is a very famous restautant located in downtown Paris. Although since I wasn't able to find it on Streetview, all of the online reviews were great and as an added bonus, I managed to find this article about detailing their menu.

Yes, manager ejections are just one of the many quirks that make baseball great. And today we're going to celebrate this quirk with a list of the all-time leaders in manager ejections. While mush to my surprise, Terry Francona didn't make this list, read on to find out who took the top spot.

What the fuck is with people hating Crocs so much?! There is article after article about Crocs written by people who hates them, but they gives no valid reason for hating them except that they're "ugly." Well shit man, in addition to being very comfortable, they provide great protection for your feet when you're at the beach.

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres," means the demon who makes trophies of men.

Hurricane shutters are used to prevent windows from being broken by flying objects during a storm. Although the negative pressure caused by high velocity wind flowing over a building roof can cause the roof to fail with the building envelope intact, broken windows allow the air pressure to rise inside a building, creating an even greater pressure difference, and increasing the likelihood of roof failure. They are usually made of plywood, metal (aluminium or steel), or transparent Lexan panels, and may be flat or have been heat-formed into a corrugated shape to further increase impact resistance.


Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite So My Dad Is Visiting Fo...

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

... more ...


all other materials are property of their respective owners!