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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 5, 2013
July 5, 2013

Team America, Fuck Yeah! Here We Come To Save The Motherfucking Day Now!

So tell me, how yous your Fourth of July? Did you enjoy celebrating your freedom?

A boat can provide hours of enjoyment during the hot days of summer -- especially July 4th -- but an overloaded boat can turn that fun into danger. Knowing the capacity of your boat can keep you cruising on the lake and not stuck at the dock. You can calculate the passenger capacity yourself: multiply the length of your boat by the width of your boat and divide it by 15 to get the number of people your boat can safely hold. For example, if your boat is 15 feet long and 10 feet wide, your boat's capacity would be 15 x 10 / 15, which is 10. This formula only works for boats 25 feet or less in length.

After learning that Russell Brand told Katy Perry he wanted a divorce via SMS message, I kind of thought he was a dick. But I have to be honest. After listening to the guy speak -- be it pimp slapping MSNBC, or thoughts on his government, or lusting after -- it's hard to not like the guy. Maybe katty Perry is just a bitch?

A CD-R (Compact Disc-Recordable) is a variation of the compact disc invented by Philips and Sony. CD-R is a Write-Once-Read-Many optical medium, although the whole disk does not have to be entirely written in the same session. CD-R retains a high level of compatibility with standard CD readers, unlike CD-RW which can be re-written, but is not capable of playing on many readers.

Ernie, These guys are making new popular energy drink here in the PNW. They're Sofa King good! Regards, --Hal

Italian car number plates have black characters on a rectangular white background, with small blue side-fields on the right and left. The current numbering scheme, in use from 1994, is unrelated to the geographical provenance of the car. Based upon this list of provincial designators on present day, this boat is registered in Brescia

I'm not sure what the inventors of Twitter imagined it would be, but one of the things it is today is a way for celebrities to promote themselves and "connect with fans" -- which is just another way of saying "promote themselves." And by following fans every now and then, they earn themselves even more fans -- and that translates into endorsements. Of course, there are also celebs who are too cool for all that. While these people have millions of followers, they themselves follow no one. It's kind of cool -- everything happens for a reason -- but also kind of weird. So which celebrities are we talking about? Well, today we're going to give you a little sampling, ranking 15 of them from smallest to largest followers-to-following ratios. In other news, Pope Francis follow 8 people. Guess who they are.

Ern – Just wanted to send you a huge "Thank You" for the info about the Win Model 12. I've got my dad's old Model 12 (made in 1941) in 12 gauge. My dad bought in new in 1941 and owned it until he died, when I got it. Anyway, I had no idea that it would fire by holding the trigger and racking a new shell in the chamber. VERY good to know! Thanks again, Gary

So after linking it last week, I kind of got into playing Wolfenstein 3D a little bit -- okay a lot a bit -- and then I got to wondering if that flash version made it all the way to the upper levels, where those fucking mutrant zombies are. Sadly, it doesn't. Because those things always used to scare the shit out of me, because they never gave any warning before their attack. You'd just round a corner and CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! It's for their rarity that we appreciate genuinely scary games even more, so let's showcase some of the scariest moments in games. Keep in mind that some of these games weren't even designed to shock and horror, but they accomplish it just as well as any game dedicated to survival horror.

Well, if you ever wondered whether or not racism is alive and well in America, wonder no further. Meaning, if you're a beautiful white girl in Utah, just don't choose that. Which I suppose it better than Wild Bill Longley who was encouraged to kill sassy negroes.


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