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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 10, 2013
July 10, 2013

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The leading cause of PWC accidents among riders in 2007 was reckless or careless driving, accounting for 26.3 percent of all PWCs involved in accidents in 2007. Reckless driving has been defined in the Personal Watercraft Act of 2005 in the U.S. as follows: Every personal watercraft shall at all times be operated in a reasonable and prudent manner. No person shall operate a personal watercraft in an unsafe or reckless manner. Unsafe personal watercraft operation shall include, but not be limited to the following: Becoming airborne or completely leaving the water while crossing the wake of another vessel within 100 feet of the vessel creating the wake; Weaving through congested traffic; Operating a vessel at greater than slow/no wake speed or within 100 feet of an anchored or moored vessel, shoreline, vessel underway, dock, boat ramp, marked swimming area, person in the water, or any manually-propelled vessel; and Operating contrary to the "Rules of the Road" or following too close to another vessel, including another personal watercraft.

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Shower caddies are very useful accessories for keeping your shower organized. Whether you're looking to corral shampoo bottles, body wash or a waterproof radio, consider types, styles, size and materials to find a caddy that works best for your shower. In general, shower caddies are either hanging, wall-mount or corner shower caddies. Hanging shower caddies drape over your showerhead and are a great option for small showers as they're out of the way from where you typically stand, and stay in place since they rely on the sturdiness of the showerhead. Wall-mount caddies can be mounted anywhere within the shower, however, be careful of what you store in them because they can be apt to falling if the items are too heavy. Corner shower caddies can go from floor to ceiling, and have ample storage space through several shelves or buckets.

For some reason, any time this former child star turned uber hot sexy symbol turned Hollywood train wreck feels slighted by someone, she goes on Twitter and calls them ugly. Today, in light of Amanda Bynes' boldest Twitter attack yet -- hint: think Chrissy Teigen -- we're going to take a look at all of the celebrities she has called ugly over the last six months or so. And yeah, Rhianna isn't pretty enough.

The thousand-yard stare is a phrase coined to describe the limp, unfocused gaze of a battle-weary soldier, but the symptom it describes may also be found among victims of other types of trauma. A characteristic of post-traumatic stress disorder, the despondent stare reflects dissociation from trauma. When recounting his arrival in Vietnam in 1965, then-Corporal Joe Houle said he saw no emotion in the eyes of his new squad: "The look in their eyes was like the life was sucked out of them." Later learning that the term for their condition was the 1,000-yard stare, Houle said, "After I lost my first friend, I felt it was best to be detached."

Being the most popular gaming platform on the market enables the Xbox 360 to also be home to almost every game you could ever want to play next year with the most online support, unless they're exclusive to either the PC or the PlayStation 3. So without further ado, here are the most wanted games for the Xbox 360 in 2013; dibs on Dead Space 3 where women bitch even in the distant future.

Auto detailing is the performance of an extremely thorough cleaning, polishing and waxing of an automobile, both inside and out, to produce a show-quality level of detail. Besides improving appearance, detailing helps to preserve resale value of a car. Exterior detailing involves cleaning and bringing back the shine and gloss to the car's paintwork, chrome trim, windows, wheels, and tires as well as all other visible components on the exterior of a vehicle. Interior detailing involves a deep cleaning of the whole interior as well as the trunk of the car. All of the dash area, panels, windows, seats and carpets are cleaned extensively. Vacuuming is standard, and steam cleaning, liquid cleaners, and brushes may be used to remove stains on upholstery.

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A mercury-vapor lamp is a gas discharge lamp that uses an electric arc through vaporized mercury to produce light. The arc discharge is generally confined to a small fused quartz arc tube mounted within a larger borosilicate glass bulb. The outer bulb may be clear or coated with a phosphor; in either case, the outer bulb provides thermal insulation, protection from the ultraviolet radiation the light produces, and a convenient mounting for the fused quartz arc tube. Mercury vapor lamps are more energy efficient than incandescent and most fluorescent lights, with luminous efficacies of 35 to 65 lumens/watt. Their other advantages are a long bulb lifetime in the range of 24,000 hours and a high intensity, clear white light output. For these reasons, they are used for large area overhead lighting, such as in factories, warehouses, streetlights, and sports arenas.

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