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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 22, 2013
July 22, 2013

The Big Black D? D-What? ... Is It big Black Defense? Big Black Dog? What?!

The Holland America Line is a British-American owned cruise line. It was founded in 1873 as the Netherlands-America Steamship Company, a shipping and passenger line. Headquartered in Rotterdam and providing service to the Americas, it became known as Holland America Line. HAL is now headquartered in Seattle, Washington, U.S. The first ships sailed between Rotterdam and New York in 1872, with New York remaining the American terminal. Other services were started to South America and Baltimore. During the first 25 years the company carried 400,000 people from the old world to the new world. Other North American ports were added during the early 20th century. In 1989, HAL became a wholly owned subsidiary of Carnival Corp. The company operates 15 ships to 7 continents and is expected to carry over 750,000 cruise passengers in 2013.

Little white lies: you will thoroughly enjoy your trip to New York City, and this is much cooler than riding a mechanical bull. Yes, the crazy shit you believe when you're a kid.

Cats is a musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber, based on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot. The musical tells the story of a tribe of cats called the Jellicles and the night they make what is known as "the Jellicle choice" and decide which cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new life. Directed by Trevor Nunn and choreographed by Gillian Lynne, Cats first opened in the West End in 1981 and then with the same creative team on Broadway in 1982. Cats is the second longest-running show in Broadway history, and the fourth longest-running West End musical. It has been performed around the world many times and has been translated into more than 20 languages. In 1998, Cats was turned into a made-for-television film.

Watch the video "That Poor Bastard" and just ask yourself, should that nagging wife just go eat a bag of dicks, or what?

Do you think Border Patrol checkpoints are as unconstitutional as I do? Check this shit out... this is nothing shy of PURE FUCKING GENIUS.

A fishing sinker is a weight used in conjunction with a fishing lure or hook to increase its rate of sink, anchoring ability, and/or casting distance. Fishing sinkers may be as small as 1/32 of an ounce for applications in shallow water, and even smaller for fly fishing applications, or as large as several pounds or considerably more for deep sea fishing. They are formed into nearly innumerable shapes for diverse fishing applications. Environmental concerns surround the usage of lead and other materials in fishing sinkers.

Okay, call me a big kid but can I get a FUCK YES? LEGO releases the Back To The Future time machine DeLorean set.

The Pentax M series cameras were noted for their compact size, and are among the smallest 35 mm SLRs ever made, though they are quite heavy when compared to the plastic SLRs of the 1990s. Except for the MX, all were based on the same basic camera body, and featured aperture-priority exposure automation. While superficially resembling the ME, the MX was designed as a manual-only SLR system targeted to the advanced amateur or professional photographer, and had its own set of accessories that were mostly incompatible with the other M series cameras. Conversely, the other M-series cameras were targeted squarely at casual users. None of the M-series, with the exception of the MX30, featured a depth of field preview.

Similar to the History Channel's special Life After People, Aftermath: Population Zero features what scientists and others speculate the earth, animal life, and plant life might be like if humanity no longer existed, as well as the effect that humanity's disappearance would have on the artifacts of civilization. Both documentaries are inspired by Alan Weisman's The World Without Us.

Meanwhile, in Baltimore. "Yeah, there's uh, some kids, running down the street where we are. And one of them has a gun?

goa fights to preserve stand your ground laws and pro-gun majority on court

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