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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 1, 2013
August 1, 2013

Wow, I Kind of Worked Nonstop On This One.

Face powder is a cosmetic powder applied to the face to set a foundation after application. It can also be reapplied throughout the day to minimize shininess caused by oily skin. There is translucent sheer powder, and there is pigmented powder. Certain types of pigmented facial powders are meant be worn alone with no base foundation. Powder tones the face and gives an even appearance. Besides toning the face, some powders with sunscreen can also reduce skin damage from sunlight and environmental stress. It comes packaged either as a compact or as loose powder. It can be applied with a brush, sponge, or powder puff, but uniform distribution over the face is achieved more easily when a loose powder is applied.

So they're kind of sort of making another Jackass movie. It's not the usual crew, but they're basing an entire movie on the old guy character [shoplifter - buying a scooter] that Johnny Knoxville plays. Now how they're going to turn a two minute sketch into a 90 minute movie, I can't begin to imagine. I suspect it's going to be one of those movies where the trailer shows every highlight of the movie. And while I openly LOL'd at the 1:52 mark, a lot of the material looks like a blatant ripped off from The Man Show. As for me? I think I'll save my hard earned nickels for American Hustle and Jennifer Lawrence's plunging non-existant necklines. because I would totally run up to her and ask, "Is everything OK?"

The increasing number of raccoons in urban areas has resulted in diverse reactions in humans, ranging from outrage at their presence to deliberate feeding. Some wildlife experts and most public authorities caution against feeding wild animals because they might become increasingly obtrusive and dependent on humans as a food source. Other experts challenge such arguments and give advice on feeding raccoons and other wildlife in their books. Raccoons without a fear of humans are a concern to those who attribute this trait to rabies, but scientists point out this behavior is much more likely to be a behavioral adjustment to living in habitats with regular contact to humans for many generations.

Nice uniforms... Body Painted Beauties of the Armed Forces. Jon

Hey Ernie, Been enjoying the site since the stick figure days...That most certainly is not German engineering but instead a shit bucket known as a Chrysler Crossfire convertible. Keep up the good work and Semper Fi! Cody

Here is a great recipe for Penne Alla Panna. Heat the oil in a skillet. On a high heat, quickly fry the ham or prosciutto until starting to brown, keep stirring it continuously to stop it from burning. Turn down to a low heat or if cooking on an electric hob turn it off, pour in 250 ml of cream. Add the cayenne pepper and stir in the parmesan. If the sauce seems really thick add some more cream, the pasta shouldn't be dry, but neither should it swim in sauce. Stir in the pasta and serve straight away in a deep bowl.

Have you ever wonder how much pro beach volleyball players actually make? It's actully kind of depressing. The players at the very top of the earnings pyramid have done pretty well for themselves and earned more than enough to live comfortably after they retire. But the rest? They'll probably have to work at Starbucks when their playing days are over. Here's a list of women at the very top of the individual career earnings list. When you see it, those of you who might be critical of the sport's skimpy uniforms will probably be a little more sympathetic -- these women need all the attention they can get just to make playing worth their while in the long run.

Walking sticks, also known as trekking poles, pilgrim's staffs, hiking poles or hiking sticks, are used by hikers for a wide variety of purposes: to clear spider webs, or part thick bushes or grass obscuring the trail; as a support when going uphill or a brake when going downhill; as a balance point when crossing streams, swamps or other rough terrain; to feel for obstacles in the path; to test mud and puddles for depth; and as a defence against wild animals. A walking stick can be improvised from nearby felled wood. More ornate sticks are made for avid hikers, and are often adorned with small trinkets depicting "conquered" territory. They can be individually handcrafted from a number of woods, and may be personalised in many ways for the owner.

Ernie, long time caller, first time listener, today for you enjoyment, a video link for shooting the largest caliber rifle made. Ralph Z, Casper, WY

Saw this plate on my way home from work. Patrick

The next time you're travelling, chances are your hotel, like nearly every single hotel I've stayed at, has a little sign in the bathroom that says "in an effort to conserve water, if you hang your towel, we will not replace it. Leave it on the floor and we will exchange it for a fresh one." It turns out there's an entire business-to-business industry devoted to the packaging and sales of these cards. Marriott, a hospitality company that's demonstrated a real commitment to environmentalism, says it "saves an average of 11% to 17% on hot water and sewer costs at each hotel," through the linen-reuse program. And if you just throw your towel on the floor and don't give a shit about the environment? Well, looks like we got ourselve a badass over here.

Incredible footage of a wave pool lifeguard rescue: can you spot the drowning kid before the lifeguard does? Also, if your kid can't swim, why the fuck would you let them in a wave pool?

Almost all other ammo has come down in price, but I still can't believe the price of .22 ammo. The shit is worth its weight in gold.

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