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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 9, 2013
August 9, 2013

Ever Notice How The TSA Makes A Point To Say You Can Choose Which Lane You Go To?

Holy shit, yesterday I said Airplane might predict FAA regulations. Little did I know how close I really was. Old and busted: 1979's The Jerk accurately predicts Gun Free Zones. The new hotness: 1982'a Airplane 2! accurately predicts the TSA. Added bonus: it also predicts backscatter body imaging.

More Breaking Bad shit: a nice fan art gallery, some infographics, a Who's On First parody, and an interview with the woman who owns Walt's real house. Who knew the pool was that important?

Reynolds Group Holdings is an American packaging company with its roots in the Reynolds Metals Company, which was the second largest aluminum company in the United States, and the third largest in the world. The company became well known for its brand of aluminum foil, Reynolds Wrap. Reynolds Wrap was first made by a company called Reynolds Packaging, a business created to supply aluminum foil for packaging tobacco. When Alcoa purchased Reynolds, it shed some non-metals packaging and printing businesses but preserved the Reynolds consumer brand, as well as the Reynolds Kitchens, which are still across the street from the former Reynolds headquarters building. Alcoa's Reynolds division was a leader in household baking and cooking products; a sister product to Reynolds Wrap is Cut-Rite Wax paper.

Remember when plastic surgery was just for Hollywood types and bored socialites? Not any more. Regular folk have been getting plastic surgery for years, and now it seems the biggest emerging market in the biz is men. And I'm not just talking about men getting regular things done, like nose jobs, face lifts, or botox. I'm talking about men getting some seriously crazy ass elective surgical procedures, like LASER TESTICLE WRINKLE REMOVAL, that will give you fucking goosebumps.

The good old days. According to the inflation rate calculator I found. $1 in 1930 equals $13.35 now. So these were some great prices. Regards, Erik

Yo dawg, I heard you guys are all scared by a motherfucking GHOST SHARK, so what better way to celebrate motherfucking SHARK WEEK, than with SHARK GIFs. added bonus: motherfucking SHARKNADO 2.

Whether you've decided to kick drinking coffee and have a bunch of opened coffee filters haunting your cupboard or you are simply looking for multiple ways to clean your home; repurposing unused coffee filters can help you save both time and money. Make windows, glass and mirrors sparkle using fresh coffee filters and water/vinegar. Because coffee filters are lint-free, they are the ideal glass/window cleaner.

Somehow I just can't imagine that a B-52 ejection seat would make a comfortable office chair, let along one of the most ergonimic.

Hey big Ern, that Olds is a Cutlass Ciera, they made them for years with minimal changes so that is most likely a 93-96 since the 92's had black rub strips around them. Guess the blue hairs aren't big on change. -Ted

Snitch is an American crime suspense drama film directed by Ric Roman Waugh and starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. John Matthews (Johnson), owner of a construction company, receives a call from his ex-wife Sylvie Collins. His estranged son Jason is being charged for distribution of narcotics; while Jason is not actually a dealer, his friend set him up in a sting operation to reduce his own sentence after being caught. Jason's charges carry a minimum of 10 years in prison. John feels responsible because he was not there for his son, and he becomes desperate as he realizes that Jason may be killed before he finishes his prison sentence. The film concludes by citing statistics which show that certain first-time non-violent drug offenders receive longer prison sentences on average than those convicted of rape or manslaughter. The film received mixed reviews from critics as Snitch currently holds a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 137 reviews. Many critics praised Dwayne Johnson's performance in the lead role, while feeling that the execution of the film's message was muddled.

And poor Alex Trebek? Yep, it seems.


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