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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 12, 2013
August 12, 2013

I'm Not Concerned With Your Liking Or Disliking Me... All I Ask Is That You Respect Me As A Human Being..

The symbol of tolerance at the Coney Island home of the Brooklyn Cyclones was found vandalized this morning with a wide array of disgusting phrases — including "die niggers," "fuck Jackie Robinson and all niggers," and "Heil Hitler" — designed for maximum repugnance, with bonus swastikas scrawled in black marker. Workers attempted to clean the base of the bronze statue, which depicts Jackie Robinson and Pee Wee Reese, but were forced to cover the slurs with duct tape and tarp after they failed to come off. Jackie Robinson, of course, was the first African American to play in Major League Baseball in the modern era. If I had to venture a guess, it was probably these guys who did it; you know, simple farmers, people of the land. And that shit wouldn't go down if Steve Martin was nearby, because he'd be all like, "Sir, you are talking to a nigger!" -- I wonder if anyone other than could pull that off, even today? Also, Bernadette Peters had a nice set of tits back in her day.

Rattan is the name for the roughly 600 species of palms in the tribe Calameae, native to tropical regions of Africa, Asia and Australasia. Rattans are extensively used for making furniture and baskets. When cut into sections, rattan can be used as wood to make furniture. Rattan accepts paints and stains like many other kinds of wood, so it is available in many colors; and it can be worked into many styles. Rattan is a very good material mainly because it is lightweight, durable, and—to a certain extent—flexible. Moreover, the inner core can be separated and worked into wicker.

Hey Ernie, Just got home from Sturgis. This year was small with not too many people there. Unfortunately it was cold and rainy most of the time so not many people took advantage of Titty Alley in Glenco Campground. But it was still a good time! Attached are some highlights from the trip! For all the riders out there, I strongly recommend an incredible bar with camping in back and a giant bonfire every night called Packer's Roost, in Coram, MT near Glacier National Park. This year's trip was 3,941 miles in 12 days. Stay safe, Ben

And in case you missed them last year -- here are picture from Ben's 2012 Sturgis trip. Thanks Ben, you're the balls!

The beautiful Nicole Mejia strapped on some boxing gloves for one of the fun looks from her photoshoot. Then she put on some sexy lingerie and thigh highs along with other hot outfits as she showed off her amazing curves.

Bally's Las Vegas, formerly the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino, is a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise, Nevada, owned and operated by Caesars Entertainment. The hotel features 2,814 extra-sized guestrooms that are 450 sq ft or larger and over 175,000 sq ft of banquet and gambling space. About 75% of the rooms are in the North Tower, and have been renovated in 2004; the remaining rooms are in the South Tower with views of Paris Casino, with a limited number renovated. One of the signature features of the hotel is the neon lighting wrapped around the covered moving sidewalk that brings guests from Las Vegas Boulevard to the entrance of the casino while old hits from the Rat Pack are pumped out.

What it would look like if the Moon were replaced by the planets of our solar system? This video gives us a look.

Ernie, Pebbles from Wednesday - are you sure her name isn't " One-Hung-lo". Check out the nipples! Dusty in P.C. Florida

Necrotizing fasciitis, commonly known as flesh-eating disease or flesh-eating bacteria syndrome, is a rare infection of the deeper layers of skin and subcutaneous tissues, easily spreading across the fascial plane within the subcutaneous tissue. Necrotizing fasciitis is quickly progressing, having greater risk of developing in the immunocompromised due to conditions like diabetes, cancer, etc. It is a severe disease of sudden onset and is usually treated immediately with high doses of intravenous antibiotics. Mortality rates have been noted as high as 73 percent if left untreated. Without surgery and medical assistance, such as antibiotics, the infection will rapidly progress and will eventually lead to death.

For the love of Jesus H Christ, despite what Bloomberg tells you, a .50 caliber rifle can NOT shoot down a fucking plane. And if there is any hope for common sense to get a foothold here, a complete ban on all .50 caliber weapons was proposed in New Jsersey and even sent to Chris Christie's desk but it looks like he may be rethinking his position on the issue. To start, consider the rifles themselves cost upwards of $10,000 and the ammunition they fire costs at least -- AT LEAST -- $3 every time you pull the trigger. How many fucking gangbangers do you know that can afford $3 bucks a pop?

And with Labor Day coming up in a few weeks, please remember that when on display, the American flag is accorded the place of honor, always positioned to its own right. Place it to the speaker's right, the audience's left, in a staging area or sanctuary. Other flags should be to the speaker's left.

dash the skateboarding dog is the coolest animal i've seen in a while.

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