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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 14, 2013
August 14, 2013

Awwww, I Love Your Whore Family, Too.

So I spent the morning looking over these different models offered by Switchback Bicycles -- wow are those expensive -- but couldn't figure out what model this bike is. Any idea?

You know that feeling you get when you want to show off something that's brand new? Well it's been leaked that Left 4 Dead 3 is in the works, so that will no doubt be one of my more memorable gaming moments.

Braun is a German consumer products company based in Kronberg. From 1984 until 2005, Braun was a wholly owned subsidiary of The Gillette Company, but Braun is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Procter & Gamble, which acquired Gillette in 2005. The company was formerly a manufacturer of radios, slide projectors, Super 8 film cameras and accessories, and high-fidelity sound systems. Braun's products include the following categories: Shaving and grooming (electric shaving, hair trimming, beard trimming), oral care, beauty care, health and wellness, food and drink preparation, clothing irons, and clocks, watches and calculators.

Las Vegas swimming pools range from small puddles like the rooftop pool at Binion's to the acres of landscaped water havens that are found on the strip. Vegas offers many choices when it comes to pools, swim up blackjack, lazy rivers and even topless locations. These nine swimming pools are some of the best on the Vegas Strip. These pools make your Motel 6 heated pool seem like a puddle of stagnant and mosquito-infested swamp water. Added bonus: here are the best topless ones.

Dear Ernie. Your partially correct, this looks like a lunge, but I think it is called the Warrior2 Pose in Yoga -- check out where they warn you: "As easy as this yoga pose appears to be, there are still some side effects you may encounter if Warrior 2 pose is executed improperly. You may encounter symptoms like diarrhea, high blood pressure, and neck problems. Again, precaution is extremely suggested for you to enjoy engaging in nude yoga" -- Jamie

Dear Jamie, not to be an asshole, but it's "you're" partially correct.

Chuck Zito is the real-life ex-con Hell's Angel, stuntman and celebrity bodyguard who played Chuckie Pancamo on HBO's prison drama, Oz. Actually, he doesn't so much play Chuckie; he mostly acts like he lives -- honest, loyal, and ferociously devoted to a code of honor that knows no gray areas. In life and in Oz, you're either with Chuck or against him. On Feb. 6, 1998, Chuck Zito answered a question asked by everyone who's ever watched an action flick: Are tough guys in the movies as tough as tough guys in real life? Well, back on February 6, 1998, Chuck Zito beat the shit out of Jean-Claude Van Damme at Scores, a swanky strip club on Manhattan's East Side. Van Damme later tried to play it off, but we know who really got his ass kicked, much unlike when but soothed him by saying it was a "controlled kick."

A coaxial splitter is a small piece of electronics hardware which is designed to be attached to a coaxial cable for the purpose of splitting the signal. People use coaxial splitters so that they can connect multiple devices to the same coaxial line, as for instance when people have a cable Internet and television subscription, and want to be able to connect a television and a computer to an incoming coaxial line. As a general rule, it is best to select a coaxial splitter with just enough ports for the intended use, and the use of multiple splitters in a daisy chain should be avoided.

Wednesday night's SoCal Cruise parking lot car show. Is there was ever a justifiable homicide.... Greg

Mudd Jeans is a women's jeans brand marketed to young girls, teenagers, and women. The Mudd brand became popular in 1995 when they introduced their affordable flare-leg jean, which was a popular style at the time. Today, the brand has expanded to include footwear, intimates, eyewear, bags, hats, and jewelry as well as a wide array of clothing products.

Tyrone "Muggsy" Bogues got his nickname from neighborhood players when he was growing up in Baltimore, Maryland. He was so good at defense that they claimed he was "mugging" them. At 5'3", Bogues is the shortest player in the history of the NBA. He's had to prove himself every single day and show the world that he can stand next to giants as an equal.

A flue is a duct, pipe, or opening in a chimney for conveying exhaust gases from a fireplace, furnace, water heater, boiler, or generator to the outdoors. Historically the term flue meant the chimney itself. In the United States, they are also known as vents and for boilers as breeching for water heaters and modern furnaces. They usually operate by buoyancy, or the combustion products may be induced via a blower. Building codes, and other standards, regulate their materials, design, and installation.

Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked. Is that what you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!

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