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August 16, 2013

The Shaka Sign Usually Means, Hang Ten. But I Think It's Hang Twenty In This Case.

Specialist is one of the four junior enlisted ranks in the U.S. Army, just above Private First Class and equivalent in pay grade to Corporal. Unlike Corporals, Specialists are not considered junior non-commissioned officers (NCOs). New recruits enlisting into the United States Army who have earned a four-year degree, and as of 2006 those with civilian-acquired job skills, will enter as a Specialist. Officially, Specialists wore the single chevron of a Private First Class, because no special insignia was authorized to indicate their rank. Unofficially, a Private/Specialist could be authorized, at his commander's discretion, to wear one to six additional arcs under their rank chevron to denote specialty level.

A timer switch is a device that operates an electric switch controlled by the timing mechanism. The mechanism may be mechanical (clockwork; rarely used nowadays), electromechanical (a slowly rotating geared motor that mechanically operates switches) or electronic, with semiconductor timing circuitry and switching devices and no moving parts. Timer switches can be used for many purposes, including saving electric energy by consuming it only when required, switching equipment on, off, or both at times required by some process, and security; for example switching lights in a pattern that gives the impression that premises are attended.

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Bonaqua is filtered municial water processed by reverse osmosis and treated with ozonation. Minerals such as Magnesium Sulphate, Potassium Chloride and Sodium Chloride are added to the still water. C02 is added to the sparkling version. Bonaqua is available in a range of Still, Plain Sparkling, Sparkling Flavored, Still Flavored and Enhanced Flavored drinks.

Ah, you crazy Japanese. We can't have your game shows, but we can have your video games. And that to me is most certainly not a fair trade.

Coke Zero is a a low-calorie variation of Coca-Cola specifically marketed to men, who were shown to associate diet drinks with women. It is marketed as tasting indistinguishable from standard Coca-Cola, as opposed to Diet Coke which has a different formulation. The Coca-Cola Zero logo has generally featured the script Coca-Cola logo in red with white trim on a black background, with the word "zero" underneath in lower case in the geometric typeface Avenir. Some details have varied from country to country. In the U.S., the letters decline in weight over the course of the word.

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Cheez-It is an American snack food cracker manufactured by the Kellogg Company through the Sunshine Biscuits division. They are roughly 1" inch square rectangular crackers made with wheat flour, vegetable oil, sharp cheddar cheese, salt, and spices. The product was introduced in 1921 by the Green and Green company of Dayton Ohio; a series of corporate acquisitions made Cheez-Its the property of the Keebler Company in 1996.

Well, Michael Bloomberg the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes. Wedge Antilles: "That's impossible! Even for a computer." It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters. -- And yes, Harrison Ford will in exchange for for new Star Wars spoilers.

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