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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 5, 2013
September 5, 2013

it's Tough To Dispute Advice Like That, Now Isn't It?

With stunning sunset views, good food and friendly atmosphere, the Buccaneer Beach Bar in Saint Maarten prides themselves on being a family friendly bar that offers a retreat for locals and tourists alike. Look out for their weekly special events and parties with great drink specials. On Friday and Sunday they are the place to be, as our special bonfire-fireballs light up the beach. The Buccaneer Beach Bar also offers a great venue for your next event. They accomodate both small and large parties. The Buccaneer is located right on Kim Sha beach with beautiful turquoise sea and white sandy beach to refresh and relax you.

Also for those of you who live down here in Florida, this year's Halloween Horror Nights at Universal will feature: The Walking Dead, Evil Dead, Resident Evil, The Cabin In The Woods, and An American Werewolf in London. And if you're a fan of The Walking Dead -- and I mean the ultimate fan, not just some channel surfer -- then perhaps you'll consider an understudy in "Society, Science, Survival: Lessons from AMC's The Walking Dead?" because after watching the Season 4 preview, I have no doubt this season is going to score VERY HIGH on the tv power ranking chart.

Hooiberg is a 165 meter high volcanic formation on the island of Aruba. It is located almost in the center of the island and can be seen from virtually anywhere on the island. Many have remarked about the panoramic views obtained atop Hooiberg. 562 concrete steps lead to the top of the mountain. On a clear day Venezuela can be seen from the top. The windswept mountaintop is also the site of several radio antennas and cell sites used by Setar, an Aruban telecommunication company.

When we first met Kenny Powers, he had just begun his tumble from fame before regaining some shred of self confidence following a bout of premature ejactulation. In season 2, Kenny ventured to Mexico and met his father. Then in season 3 we watched Kenny grow into a man that has learned to apologize. And now? That's right motherfruckers, it's time for Season 4 trailer. From this moment forward, Kenny Powers only works for Kenny Powers!

Here you find a list with the best, most horrifying and mind melting horror games you won't have to pay a dime for. You can find these titles online, most of them playable in your browser. The Unity 3D titles will prompt you to download the Unity Web Installer - my advice is pass on those.

The last time I back peddled this hard and fast, the chain came right of my bicycle. Bret

Hello there, We have put together a blog post featuring some incredible reinvented oil rigs and was wondering if you could feature it on Ehowa, here is the post. Thanks for your consideration. Jones Oil Team

On 29 January 2010, the General Council of the overseas department of French Guiana unilaterally adopted a flag of French Guiana. This has not been recognized by the superior regional council, moreover, only the French flag is officially recognized by the French constitution as the national flag. The departmental flag adopted by the General Council is composed by the Pan-African colors: Green represents the forests, yellow represents gold and other minerals of the region, while the red star represents socialism.

Today, however, we're going to give amateur athletes some love. And obviously, by "love" I mean we're all going to have a good laugh at them. Not in a mean-spirited way, of course. More like a "I'm glad no one ever caught my fails on tape" kind of way. But enough with the reading of words already. Let's start mocking, shall we?

Nutty Buddy is an ice cream cone topped with vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, chocolate and peanuts, manufactured in the United States. The "Nutty Buddy" was originally created and produced by Seymour Ice Cream Company, which was located in the Port Norfork section of Dorchester, Massachusetts and named after its owner, Buddy Seymourian. Seymour Ice Cream ceased operations in the 1980s. The Nutty Buddy is no longer produced commercially in large numbers across the United States. Its former manufacturer was the Sweetheart Cup Company, which was also the manufacturer of the machines that produced the cones; Sweetheart went out of business in 1998.

My little amateur photo detectives -- what of brand bottled water is this?

Hey Ernie, I hitched a ride with a buddy this weekend, and we went to a Jeep rally. A bunch of us got stuck at one point or another, but no real harm done. I can tell you that stock Jeeps are pieces of shit and shouldn't be four wheeled with. Gunther

Hey Mike.... about your PMR... here's a pretty good writeup on the capabilities of the .22 magnum and there's even some in stock that's not rat-shot.

Joyland is a novel by Stephen King, published in 2013 by Hard Case Crime, King's second book for the imprint following The Colorado Kid (2005). On May 13, 2013, Titan Books, which publishes the Hard Case Crime line of books, announced the publication of a limited hardcover edition of Joyland, to be released on June 11, 2013, one week after the initial paperback publication of the novel. The book was published as three different editions: a gift edition, limited to 1,500 copies; a numbered edition, limited to 724 copies and signed by the author; and a lettered edition, limited to 26 copies and signed by the author.

Old and busted: John McCain busted playing poker on his iPhone during John Kerry's presentation on Syria. The new hotness: the on CSPAN!

Also? Jess Greenberg's Youtube channel is restored. HAIL TO THE BOOBS, BABY.

okay at some point? seriously? what the fuck. humans weren't meant to do this.


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