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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 6, 2013
September 6, 2013

With Every Remake, Hollywood Keeps Chipping Away At My Childhood.

So this morning I had the misfortune of watching the new Robocop trailer, and I really wish I hadn't. To be honest, this remake was something that I was hesitantly looking forward to: it's either going to be totally fucking awesome, or totally fucking lame. After seeing that trailer, I'm pretty sure it's the latter. Now I wish I coudl just bury my fucking head in the sand and wait for it to pass by. You see to me, the original Robocop is a timeless classic and should not, under any circumstances, be fucked with. Hitler doesn't even want to see it. But if you are going to fuck with it, do it right. Kind of like they did with Oceans Eleven in 2011. A remake sure? But a fucking awesome one. And one of the more underrated characters? Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom. Why anyone would want to see this Robocop remake is a goddamn mystery to me.

The Up Your Alley Fair, commonly mistaken as Dore Alley Fair, is a leather and fetish event held in San Francisco, California on the last Sunday of July on Folsom Street between 9th and 10th Streets and on Dore Street from Howard Street to half a block southeast of Folsom Street. The streets are lined with vendors' booths, and a sound stage is located at the 10th Street end of Folsom Street. This fair is one of many large neighborhood street fairs San Francisco has weekly towards the end of summer, ending with the Castro Street Fair the first weekend of October. The 2013 Up Your Alley fair took place on Dore Alley on Sunday, July 28, and was right about where this photo was taken.

Jordan Carver is a German glamour model and actress based in the United States, having launched her modeling career in 2010 with her own website featuring glamour photos, videos and other content. Her measurements are 39HH-24-35. A wetsuit is a garment, usually made of foamed neoprene, which is worn by surfers, divers, windsurfers, canoeists, and others engaged in water sports, providing thermal insulation, abrasion resistance and buoyancy. A standard wetsuits are not means to zipper over a 39HH bust. Here is a video of Jordan Carver in a wetsuit enjoying a very bouncy ride on a jetski. You do the math.

Now seriously, why would you bring both a digital and a disposable camera on vacation? Now you're just showingf off.

The F150 is a four stroke, 16-Valve, Double Overhead Cam, in-line four cylinder which the team at Yamaha tells us is designed for fuel efficiency as well as reliable power output. It features variable camshaft timing and four tuned intake tracks increase low-and mid-range torque, boosting acceleration on both the F200 and the F150. A 16-valve Double Overhead Cam maximizes power by using four valves per cylinder, eliminating rocker arms and their adjustments and increasing air supply and volumetric efficiency for better performance.

Here are eleven places where sex is never really safe. Well, twelve if you count anywhere in Oklahoma City.

Harry S. Truman became a US senator in 1934, and on January 20, 1945, he became vice president, serving under Franklin D. Roosevelt. On April 12, 1945, the shock death of President Roosevelt thrust Truman into the limelight, the vice president having only been in his position for 82 days. He became the 33rd President of the United States, holding office until January 20, 1953. Truman is the most recent US president to have never obtained a college degree. However, the politician still realized the importance of education, saying, "Without a strong educational system democracy is crippled. Knowledge is not only key to power. It is the citadel of human freedom."

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Also, Carl Reiner? Not a either.

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