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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 13, 2013
September 13, 2013

Now There's A Dress Code We Can All Get Behind.

I am not lazy. I am not lazy. So I just want you to know that, and I went on down to the library and did a lot of research before being forced to ask this question. I've looked through this entire list of German sausages... from bratwurst to weisswurst.... and didn't find any that ended with -RYWURST. Any ideas?

If I said the name Lee Anne Liebenberg, most of you wouldn't know who the fuck I was talking about. But if I said Viper from Doomsday -- you know the one with the giant tits -- then all of a sudden it's oh-hey-yeah-right. I mean somewhat of a psycho, sure. Yeah she roasts a guy alive and then cuts up his body for the crowd of cannibals, but I can overlook that. Would I still do her even after she got her head cut off? Yeah, probably. Anyway, turns out Viper was pretty much her starring role and she's more known for her stunt work than for her acting. I guess that explains why she didn't make the list of hottest female villains.

The first conveyorized automatic car washes appeared in the late 1930s. Conveyorized automatic car washes consist of tunnel-like buildings into which customers drive. The carwash will typically start cleaning with pre-soaks applied through special arches. They may apply a lower pH followed by a higher pH, or the order may be reversed depending on chemical suppliers and formula used. The customer next encounters tire and wheel nozzles, which the industry calls CTAs (Chemical Tire Applicators). These will apply specialized formulations, which remove brake dust and build up from the surface of the wheels and tires. After the mitter or top brushes the car may pass through a second set of wraparounds brushes. This may also be where high pressure water streams are used to clean difficult to reach parts of the vehicle. Some washes have multiple rinse stages, usually offering a protectant as an option.

So in the first week's football parlay I went 9-for-12, dropping tball so to speak, on only 3 games. Pittburgh fucked me; SuperBowl champs, my ass. Cinncinnati fucked me. And Green Bay fucked me. But I wasn't as surprised as some people were, I can tell you that. And yes, the Pats won sloppy seconds this week.

Did some crusing this summer. Saw sone nice places. And thought, would ernie find this funny? I'd never go to the boner bar in Bermuda. noachl

Oh Hell Yea - world record monster truck jump! Paul

Listen, I don't care how old you are, boner jokes never get old. And I would have to imagine that having blue hair would rank you pretty high in the list of controversial fashion ads.

I have no goddamn idea what this book is about, but this girl has a copy. But odds are it's about Jesus so it's not a bad idea to flip through it before taking the new sweet ass new Corvette Stingray for a test drive. You know, drunk. On a curve. At 12:30am. With some 29 year old chick in the car. With a full fuel tank.

In July 2010, a group of Swedish divers found 168 bottles from the 1830s aboard a shipwreck in the Baltic Sea off the coast of the Aland Islands. The bottles were initially claimed to have been produced between 1782 and 1788. They were sent back to France for analysis. Shortly after this the bottles were traced to a now-defunct champagne house Juglar. In November 2010 it was reported that the wreck included Veuve Clicquot bottles as well. Veuve Clicquot stated that experts checking branding of the corks "were able to identify with absolute certainty" that three of the bottles were theirs. The other bottles examined were attributed to Juglar. On November 17 the local government of the Aland Islands announced that most of the bottles are to be auctioned off. In January 2011 further info about the Aland bottles was released. 95 of them were identified as Juglar, 46 as Veuve Clicquot and at least four as Piper-Heidseick.

Got some time on your hands? Not bad with pliars and a screwdriver? Order yourself a PSA 16" M4 Chrome-Lined Premium Rifle Kit for $499, then order a "cosmetically blemished" Spikes Tactical lower receiver for $79 and you'll have yourself a brand new, high quality AR for UNDER $600; less than you'd pay for those entry-level DPMS Sporticals you see at Walmart. Of course you'll have to assemble it yourself, but what better way to gain intimate knowledge of your new zombie slayer? Remember, the lower receiver needs to be shipped to an FFL and you still need to pass a background check.

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