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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 1, 2013
October 1, 2013

The Last Time There Was A Government Shutdown, I Had to Mow The Grass.

Old and busted: Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters Episode 1. The new hotness: Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters Episode 2. Also, here's the Grand Theft Auto V Cheat Guide.

In 1988, the character of John Constantine was given his own comic book title, Hellblazer, published by DC Comics under its Vertigo Comics imprint. The “Dangerous Habits” story arc of Hellblazer was written by Garth Ennis in 1991, from which the film is partly based. The film, which was met by film critics with mixed reactions, portrays John Constantine as a cynic with the ability to perceive and communicate with half-angels and half-demons in their true form. He seeks salvation from eternal damnation in Hell for a suicide attempt in his youth. Constantine exorcises demons back to Hell in a bid to earn favor with Heaven but has become weary over time. With death looming, he helps a troubled police detective learn the truth about her sister's death while simultaneously unraveling a much larger and darker plot. The 2005 film was directed by Francis Lawrence in his directorial debut, and starred Keanu Reeves as John Constantine, with Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, and Djimon Hounsou.

Would you rather have a woman see you dressed like James Bond, or like a guy who just got off a shift at manure cannery? Hey, whatever I've got to do to increase my chances of banging Vesper Lynd. because At the end of the day, the real reason to buy a tuxedo is the same reason guys choose to do anything: women.

Ernie, regarding the engine on the blue dolly -- that is definitely a radial engine, probably a BMW 801 which powered many German fighters and bombers in WWII. What looks like a turbine is actually a cooing fan. The engine and nacelle in the photo looks to be from a Junkers JU-88 fighter-bomber. David

Well, we've got that one sorted out, so now maybe someone can tell me what this blue Amsterdam can is all about? Google searches are too vague to yield results (blue amsterdam can, blue amsterdamn beer, blue amsterdam energy drink) so I suspect soemone will need first hand knowledge for this one.

Remember there is a difference between federal background checks for firearms permits, versus the NICS instant backgound check for purchases. So don't worry, even with the gov'mint shut down, you may still be able to purchase firearms because as a part of federal law enforcement, NICS is deemed an essential service. Added bonus: if NICS doesn't respond with a definitive answer after 72 hours, the sale goes through by default. A right delayed is a right denied. Added added bonus: you can pick up a case of 1000 rounds of AK ammo for $239 plus shipping.

An engineer's vise, also known as a metalworking bench vise or fitter's vise, is used in metalworking applications. They are made of cast steel or malleable cast iron for strength. Cheaper vises may be made of cast iron, being somewhat brittle and at risk of breakage when applying too much force or if struck with a hammer. The jaws are separate pieces made of soft or hard metal, usually with serrated or diamond teeth engraved into them. There are two main types of jaws on engineer's vises: hard and soft. Hard jaws are available with either a coarse gripping surface or are ground flat and smooth to increase accuracy. The latter relies on pressure for gripping, instead of a rough surface. An unskilled operator has the tendency to overtighten jaws, leading to part deformation and error in the finished workpiece.

Can you imagine rolling one of these in the mall, no weapons or anything of course, and talking crap like Danny Nunin from "Caddy Shack?" I'll go in halves with ya??!! -Ryan

Sure, that would be awesome. RIGHT UP UNTIL SOMEONE TIPS YOU OVER.

Wow, looks like even the President himself has a difficult time explaining Obamacare.

American cheese is a processed cheese. It is orange, yellow, or white in color and mild in flavor, with a medium-firm consistency, and melts easily. American cheese was originally only white, but is often now modified to yellow. In the past, it was made from a blend of cheeses, most often Colby and Cheddar. Today's American cheese is generally no longer made from blended cheeses, but instead is manufactured from a set of ingredients such as milk, whey, milkfat, milk protein concentrate, whey protein concentrate, and salt. In the United States, it may not be legally sold as "cheese", and must be labeled as "processed cheese", "cheese product", or "cheese food". American cheese is used in American cars cuisine, for example on cheeseburgers, in grilled cheese sandwiches, and in macaroni and cheese.

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