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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 2, 2013
October 2, 2013

Sorry Folks, America Is Closed. The Moose Out Front Should Have Told Ya.

Unless you killed Hitler, nuked the Japs, and don't give a fuck. Or if you're a douchebag cunt named Jonathan Chait. Either way.

Feral goats are locally abundant in a few scattered locations in California. Isolated populations are found in foothill and coastal habitats from the Oregon border to San Diego Co., and on Santa Catalina Island. Habitats used include valley foothill hardwood and valley foothill hardwood-conifer, valley foothill riparian, mixed chaparral, coastal scrub, and annual grassland. Steep, rocky slopes are preferred for escape from predators and for bedding grounds, the location of which is traditional. Goats return to bedding grounds after a day of foraging in other habitats.

Laraki Designs was a Moroccan based company established in Casablanca with the intention to develop and sell luxurious high-performance sports cars. Its owner was Abdeslam Laraki, a Moroccan designer who started out creating luxurious yachts -- the King of Bahrain is its main client -- and also worked for Franco Sbarro. The technical director was Dr Peter Tutzer, previously from Bugatti. The 1,750 horsepower 2013 Laraki Epitome concept is a prototype showing off the otherworldly style of this $2,000,000 exotic, with nine production cars possible for sale.

Osram Licht is a multinational lighting manufacturer headquartered in Munich, Germany. It is a world-leading lighting manufacturer. OSRAM was founded in 1919 by the merger of the lighting businesses of Auergesellschaft, Siemens & Halske and Allgemeine Elektrizitäts-Gesellschaft. On July 5, 2013, OSRAM was spun-off from Siemens, the listing of the stocks began on July 8, 2013 on Frankfurt Stock Exchange. The Osram name is derived from osmium and Wolfram (German for tungsten, also used in English), as both these elements were commonly used for lighting filaments at the time the company was founded.

Glitches are dime a dozen in videogames. They're par on course for any videogame experience and despite sometimes getting in the way of what we refer to as 'the gameplay', glitches can -- in and of themselves -- be enjoyable for offering us with a unexpected moments. Culled from various internet sources are some of the most mindfucking glitches that players have encountered in recent games, captured in screenshots.

Hair straightening is a hair styling technique used since 1980 which involves the flattening and straightening of hair in order to give it a smooth, streamlined, and sleek appearance. Straightening irons, not to be confused with curling irons, work by breaking down the hair's hydrogen bonds found in the hair's cortex, which cause hair to bend and become curly. Once the bonds are broken, hair is prevented from holding its original, natural form, though the hydrogen bonds can re-form if exposed to moisture. The straightened effect will be reversed by environmental factors, mainly contact with water from washing, rain, humidity, etc.

"I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers."

According to the Cornell University Law School, It shall be unlawful for any person to manufacture, enter into commerce, ship, transport, or receive any toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm unless such firearm contains, or has affixed to it, a marking approved by the Secretary of Commerce, as provided in subsection (b) of this section. Except as provided in paragraph (2) or (3), each toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm shall have as an integral part, permanently affixed, a blaze orange plug inserted in the barrel of such toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm. Such plug shall be recessed no more than 6 millimeters from the muzzle end of the barrel of such firearm.

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