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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 7, 2013
October 7, 2013

I Scream, You Scream. We All Scream For... ... Wait, is That Ballscream?

Mildly entertaining: after highlighting the sexual history of Heidi Klum last week, here she turns on up on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.

The first machine for making espresso was built and patented by Angelo Moriondo of Turin, Italy, who demonstrated a working example at the Turin General Exposition of 1884. He was granted patent no. 33/256 dated 16th May 1884. Multiple machine designs have been created to produce espresso. Several machines share some common elements. Varying the fineness of the grind, the amount of pressure used to tamp the grinds, or the pressure itself can be used to vary the taste of the espresso. Some baristas pull espresso shots directly into a pre-heated demitasse cup or shot glass, to maintain a higher temperature of the espresso. The piston, or lever driven machine was developed in Italy in 1945 by Achille Gaggia, founder of espresso machine manufacturer Gaggia. The design generically uses a lever, pumped by the operator, to pressurize hot water and send it through the coffee grinds.

Like any great collector, Jay Leno casts a wide net and favors an eclectic selection style, not focusing on just classic cars or any other single classification. As evidence, take a look at one of his newest acquisition - the Batman Tumbler from the Christopher Nolan Batman movies that starred Christian Bale.

Sapphires may be found naturally, by searching through certain sediments due to their resistance to being eroded compared to softer stones or rock formations. Sapphire is a gemstone variety of the mineral corundum, an aluminium oxide. Trace amounts of other elements such as iron, titanium, chromium, copper, or magnesium can give corundum blue, yellow, purple, orange, or a greenish color. Orange sapphire was once an obscure and undervalued gem, but this is no longer the case. With orange's arrival as an important fashion color, gems such as spessartite garnet, imperial topaz, and orange sapphire have gained popularity. Orange sapphires range from light pastel oranges to vivid reddish oranges. As a blend of red and yellow hues, orange sapphires may be colored by a combination of chromium (red) and iron (yellow) trace elements, or by exposure to natural radiation.

Jennifer Tilly is a Canadian-American actress and poker player. She is an Academy Award nominee, and a World Series of Poker Ladies' Event bracelet winner. She gained some additional popularity in recent years for her portrayal of serial killer Tiffany Ray for three of the six Child's Play films. The character was first introduced in the fourth installment of the franchise, Bride of Chucky and subsequently appeared in Seed of Chucky and the most recent film, Curse of Chucky. In Seed, however, she plays a dual role providing the voice for Tiffany and also playing an exaggerated version of herself. And let's be honest. Like you're never going to find a nicer set of tits than Jennifer Tilly in Bride of Chucky.

In the most ancient civilizations and across every culture, food, distilled beverages and plants are associated with special powers. Universally viewed as the source of life and pleasure, these gifts are given to newlyweds to bless their special day and their lifetime together. A universal icon for new beginnings, the hardiness yet flexibility of trees make an especially appropriate metaphor for marriage. The day before a wedding in Czechoslovakia, betrothed couples awaken to find a newly planted tree in their yard, colorfully decorated with painted eggshells and ribbons. Dutch and Swiss couples incorporate a tree planting ceremony into their wedding rituals to invite luck and fertility into their marriage, and a tiny cedar sapling often tops Bermudian bridal cakes to ensure the couple's roots grow deep.

How much for a 10-pack of PMAGs new in wrapper? Fucking $189, if you go to Bud's Gun Shop. or only $105 from Indiana based HarcaTac, with only $8 shipping and that's to me way the fuck down here in Florida.

And say what you want, but I think it speaks volumes about a person who sleeps with a dictionary on their nightstand. It's a nice change from today's U-R-A-DIK text message society. Perhaps the same well spoken genius could please explain to me how the idea of protecting one's self every becomes outdated. Seriously.

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