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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 8, 2013
October 8, 2013

My Optimism Wears Heavy Boots And Is Loud. - Henry Rollins

The heart-shaped silhouette of the strawberry is the first clue that this fruit is good for you. These potent little packages protect your heart, increase HDL (good) cholesterol, lower your blood pressure, and guard against cancer. Packed with vitamins, fiber, and particularly high levels of antioxidants known as polyphenols, strawberries are a sodium-free, fat-free, cholesterol-free, low-calorie food. They are among the top 20 fruits in antioxidant capacity and are a good source of manganese and potassium. Just one serving -- about eight strawberries -- provides more vitamin C than an orange.

And just when you thought our contry had gone completely to hell, 23-year-old Kimberly Webster proved that streaking was alive and well when she stripped down and sprinted down the 18th fairway at the President's Cup, while chanting of "U-S-A! U-S-A!"

Breakwaters are structures constructed on coasts as part of coastal defense or to protect an anchorage from the effects of both weather and longshore drift. Rubble mound breakwaters use structural voids to dissipate the wave energy. Rock or concrete armour units on the outside of the structure absorb most of the energy, while gravels or sands prevent the wave energy's continuing through the breakwater core. The slopes of the revetment are typically between 1:1 and 1:2, depending upon the materials used. In shallow water, revetment breakwaters are usually relatively inexpensive.

After growing up in Southern California, Krystle Lina knew the entertainment industry was for her. From Magazines to the red carpet, the gorgeous small town girl was quickly able to make a successful career from it. Her beauty was sought after by some of today's hottest photographers and appeared in numerous magazines, including a pictorial for Playboy. Today Krystle Lina is just as successful behind the camera, as she is in front of it. Krystle had the opportunity to photograph the lovely and notorious Jesse Jane and she was kind enough to share some of the photos.

Hello Ernie, we have just published an article that features some pretty cool abandoned places in Florida. Is there any chance you could show it on your website? Garry

Just hit a HR for the Pirates, obviously this was not his first Home Run. Greg

Since this is the real world and none of us are Bollywood stars like this fucking guy -- sweet ass pimp slap at 4:05 -- and we're never going to pull off an "I need you to make a choice for me," moment like The Rock, this story is a perfect example of why you never fire a warning shot. For starters, you should only pull your firearm when you have no alternative because threat of death is imminent; by firing said warning shot you are in fact proving the threat of death was NOT imminent. And second, that gives your attacker time to disarm you and: kick your fucking ass at the very least, or use your own weapon against you.

If you don't trust me, then trust Wyatt Earp who promised to turn Ike Clanton's head into a canoe. And that is of course, one of my favorite scenes from that movie, although when I looked into it, Earp wasn't using the pistol I thought he was (Colt Single Action). He was using a Colt 1878 Double Action chambered in .45 Colt which is period authentic since that cartridge had only been invented developed just six years earlier, in 1872. As a testament to its usability, the round is still available today and is very popular in cowboy action shooting competitions, although .38 Special is a common favorite as well due to the reduced recoil.

Hail to the King, baby. Elvis Aaron Presley was one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century, and is often referred to as "the King of Rock and Roll", or simply, "the King". Commercially successful in many genres, including pop, blues and gospel, he is the best-selling solo artist in the history of recorded music. Presley's physical attractiveness and sexual appeal were widely acknowledged. "He was once beautiful, astonishingly beautiful", in the words of critic Mark Feeney. Television director Steve Binder, no fan of Presley's music before he oversaw the '68 Comeback Special, reported, "I'm straight as an arrow and I got to tell you, you stop, whether you're male or female, to look at him. He was that good looking. And if you never knew he was a superstar, it wouldn't make any difference; if he'd walked in the room, you'd know somebody special was in your presence."

And believe it or not, there are six people in this photograph.

Hey Ernie. First the requisite ass kissing: Great site, look forward to every update, keep it up. Here is how grocery clerks in Finland pass the time. Take care, Eric

Anyone want to run away and join the circus? Kirtis

A food truck -- also known as a roach coach -- is a mobile venue that transports and sells food. Some, including ice cream trucks, sell mostly frozen or prepackaged food; others are more like restaurants-on-wheels. Some may cater to specific meals, such as the breakfast truck, lunch truck, ice cream truck, snack truck, or taco truck. Food trucks cater events such as carnivals, construction sites, and sporting events, where potential customers gather and may require regular meals or snacks. Food truck rallies are also growing in popularity across the United States. On August 31, 2013, Tampa hosted the world's largest food truck rally with 99 trucks attending.

Phaedra, Kenya, Kandi, and Cynthia from The Real Housewives Of Atlanta are no strangers to drama, but this might be the first time they get into a catfight with a puppet. But not just any puppet, but no less.

Sagging is a manner of wearing pants which sag so that the top is significantly below the waist, sometimes revealing much of the underwear. While sagging is predominantly a male fashion, women's wearing of low-rise jeans to reveal their G-string underwear is not generally described as sagging. In some countries this practice is known as "low-riding". It has become popular since the popularity of wearing brightly colored and patterned boxer style underwear. In June 2007 the Town Council of Delcambre, Louisiana, passed an indecent exposure ordinance, which prohibited intentionally wearing trousers in such a way as to show underwear.

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