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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 18, 2013
October 18, 2013

Oh Yeah, That Reminds Me, The Weekend Is Here.

Id, ego and super-ego are the three parts of the psychic apparatus defined in Sigmund Freud's structural model of the psyche; they are the three theoretical constructs in terms of whose activity and interaction mental life is described. According to this model of the psyche, the id is the set of uncoordinated instinctual trends; the super-ego plays the critical and moralizing role; and the ego is the organized, realistic part that mediates between the desires of the id and the super-ego. The super-ego can stop you from doing certain things that your id may want you to do. Even though the model is structural and makes reference to an apparatus, the id, ego and super-ego are functions of the mind rather than parts of the brain and do not correspond one-to-one with actual structures of the kind dealt with by neuroscience.

Object sexuality is a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of attraction, love, and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. Some object-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, and sense reciprocation based on the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, and feelings, and are able to communicate. For example, take Edward Smith, who has had sex with 999 cars, but is now ready to commit to his beloved VW Beetle. The old style Beetle, of course, not the new one. Otherwise that'd be weird.

A disco ball is a roughly spherical object that reflects light directed at it in many directions, producing a complex display. Its surface consists of hundreds or thousands of facets, nearly all of approximately the same shape and size, and each having a mirrored surface. Usually it is mounted well above the heads of the people present, suspended from a device that causes it to rotate steadily on a vertical axis, and illuminated by spotlights, so that stationary viewers experience beams of light flashing over them, and see myriad spots of light spinning around the walls of the room.

Old and busted: Teenage Mustant Ninja Turtles. The new hotness: Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles.

"All my life, for as long as I can remember, I would get nauseous if you poked me in the belly button. Throw something to me and it hits me there? Nauseous. Dog jumps up and his front paws get me in just the right place? Nauseous. Goofing around with the cutie from the other side of the dorm and she sticks a finger into my navel? Nauseous."

Ernie: I respectfully request permission to quibble. I believe your above paragraph should have used "nauseated" instead of "nauseous" because the belly pokes make you sick, they don't make you make other people sick. According to my Googling on the subject, I'm technically right, but your usage is gaining in popularity which isn't a good sign for the rule. I'm hoping this doesn't make me a dick or make you nauseated. Joe

I respectfully request you pass over the occassional typo -- teh for the, adn for and, is for it -- but for everything else, don't hold back. Goodly better grammar don't never make me no nauseous!

These souls, who for whatever reason are not at rest, are also not aware that they have passed on. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They linger in a perpetual dreamstate, a nightmare from which they can not awake. Inside the spectral light is salvation, a window to the next plain. They must pass through this membrane where friends are waiting to guide them to new destinies. Carol Anne must help them cross over, and she will only hear her mother's voice. Now hold on to yourselves... There's one more thing. A terrible presence is in there with her. So much rage, so much betrayal, I've never sensed anything like it. I don't know what hovers over this house, but it was strong enough to punch a hole into this world and take your daughter away from you. It keeps Carol Anne very close to it and away from the spectral light. It LIES to her, it tells her things only a child could understand. It has been using her to restrain the others. To her, it simply IS another child. To us, it is the BEAST. Now, let's go get your daughter.

When drinking red wine, try to find a glass that has a larger bowl. The bowl is the portion of the glass that actually holds the wine. A broader bowl gives the wine a chance to "breathe" or oxidize, which enhances the overall flavor of the wine. Some reds require less aeration, such as Merlot. In these instances, the red wine glasses will be slightly taller than they are broad. White wine glasses may vary in shape and size. For an all-purpose white wine glass, try using a glass that has a smaller and narrower bowl but preferably not as slender as a champagne flute. The mouth of the glass should be narrower than that of a red wine glass to help reduce the process of oxidation.

Ernie, need a Halloween costume that won't cost you an arm and a leg? These are bad ass. Regards, Erik

Hey Ernie!! This is what happens when you Fuck innocent Donkeys!! Greg

Marion Hammer is one of Florida's most-influential lobbyists. She served as president of the National Rifle Association from 1995 to 1998, is a member of the NRA board and has been the executive director of the Unified Sportsmen of Florida, the state's NRA affiliate, since 1976. Bloomberg News has called Hammer "the woman responsible for many of the nation's most permissive gun laws." She's credited for the passage of concealed-carry legislation, the controversial Stand Your Ground self-defense law and the so-called "Docs vs. Glocks" law, which seeks to limit physicians from asking patients about gun ownership. Hammer was inducted into the Florida Women's Hall of Fame in 2005 and is a certified firearms instructor. She did a Q & A with the The News Service of Florida on July 12th 2013, the day before George Zimmerman's acquittal in the death of Trayvon Martin.

Kind of a funny trivial thing. Remember during the Navy yard shooting and CNN ran this graphic claiming the shooter used an AR-15 shotgun, and then they caught a bunch of shit from people who said AR-15 shotguns don't exist? Well they did just the AR-shark as far as the weapon de'jour but the truth is, not only do AR-15 shotguns exist, they only cost $569.

In nautical contexts, a cleat is a device for securing a rope. The traditional design is attached to a flat surface or a spar and features two horns extending parallel to the deck or the axis of the spar, resembling an anvil.

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