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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 22, 2013
October 22, 2013

I've Got Some Assorted Stuff And Things For You Today.

According to Google Maps, there are three Hooters restaurants in the greater San Antonio area, so I can't tell you for sure which one this girl works at.

Maracas are a native instrument of Latin America. They are percussion instruments, usually played in pairs. They consist of a dried gourd or coconut shell, filled with seeds or dried beans. Although a simple instrument, the method of playing the maracas is not obvious. The seeds or dried beans must travel some distance before they hit the leather, wood, or plastic, so the player must anticipate the rhythm. One can also strike the maraca against one's hand or leg to get a different sound. In a radio program that band leader Vincent Lopez hosted in the early 1950s called Shake the Maracas, audience members competed for small prizes by playing the instrument with the orchestra. Maracas are also very popular with children and are commonly included in the instruments of the rhythm band.

I know this sounds like one of those things that seems like a big deal in movies but is stupid in real life, but with water shortages becoming more common, numerous states and nations are enacting regulations to conserve water. The efforts have centered primarily on water efficiency, specifically ways to meet our needs using the least amount of water. One popular approach is the installation of high-efficiency toilets to replace old, water-intensive ones, which consume as much as 7 gallons per flush. If your home has an old toilet, it makes sense -- both economically and environmentally -- to replace it with a water conserving model that will use about 55 percent less water than a conventional toilet. Installing a high-efficiency toilet can save you a substantial amount of money by reducing your water bills. And you know, since you're already at Home Depot, you might as well grab some tile board for that bathroom remodel.

Patricia Mainville was one of the first Girl Next Door shoots from back in 2001. She's still beautiful and has since become a blonde bombshell with killer curves. Justin Price tracked Patricia down in Florida and you can see the results in the incredible sexy photo shoot, featuring beach shots, lingerie shots and even some bubble bath photos. Enjoy!

When I first heard the term Turtleneck Party, all I could imagine was a bunch of guys sitting in a circle waving their uncircumcised cocks at each other. But that is not the case, as this young blonde lass explains how to wear a turtleneck shirt as a dress to go clubbing with.

When Shannon Cothran was working after midnight at the Shell gas station at 301 Main St. in Nashua, NH, and was threatened by a knife-wielding robber, he didn't think twice about what to do. He pulled out his Ruger LCP .380 handgun and told the would-be robber this was a, "bad idea and he didn't want to do it." The robber immediately backed off and fled out the door, and Cothran called the police, bringing a swift end to the robbery attempt. So everything is good right, responsible gun owner protectiong his own life, nobody was hurt, everything turned out better than expected, right? Yeah Shell promptly fired him. That's the world we live in. And I don't know if you've been keeping a pretty close eye on the prices of 7.6254R like I have, but it like everything else is slowly starting to climb: private sale prices are ridiculous, and commercially a case of 880 rounds used to set me back $162 delivered; now it's $190. Stock up, my friends.

Morton Salt is a United States company producing salt for food, water conditioning, industrial, agricultural, and road/highway use. The company began in Chicago, Illinois, in 1848 as a small sales agency. In 1910, the business, which had by that time become both a manufacturer and a merchant of salt, was incorporated as the Morton Salt Company. In 1982, the business was purchased by Thiokol Corporation, producing Morton Thiokol Incorporated. Morton Thiokol divested itself of Morton in 1989, following the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger disaster, which was blamed on Morton Thiokol products. Morton received the company's consumer chemical products divisions, while Thiokol retained only the space propulsion systems concern. In April of 2009, it was reported that Morton Salt was being acquired by German fertilizer and salt company K+S for a total enterprise value of 1.7 billion US dollars.

It was cute when Miley started wagging her tongue at photo shoots, but now things are getting out of hand.

The Palm Islands are an artificial archipelago in Dubai, United Arab Emirates on which major commercial and residential infrastructures will be constructed. They are being constructed by Nakheel Properties, a property developer in the United Arab Emirates, who hired Belgian and Dutch dredging and marine contractor Jan De Nul and Van Oord, some of the world's specialists in land reclamation. The islands are the Palm Jumeirah, the Palm Jebel Ali and the Palm Deira. Each settlement will be in the shape of a palm tree, topped with a crescent, and will have a large number of residential, leisure and entertainment centers. The Palm Islands are located off the coast of The United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf and will add 520 kilometres of beaches to the city of Dubai. The first two islands will comprise approximately 100 million cubic meters of rock and sand. Palm Deira will be composed of approximately 1 billion cubic meters of rock and sand. The creation of the Palm Jumeirah began in June 2001. Shortly after, the Palm Jebel Ali was announced and reclamation work began. Construction was originally planned to take 10–15 years, but that was before the impact of the global credit crunch hit Dubai.

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