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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 24, 2013
October 24, 2013

No Man, They Got The Metric System. They Wouldn't Know What The Fuck A Quarter Pounder Is.

It looks like the world is obsessed with stealing cars, blowing up stuff, running from the cops, and finding their way in life through criminal acts and wonton mischief. Total sales of Grand Theft Auto V – including hardware, software, and accessories – amounted to $1.079 billion for the month, up 27 percent from the same month last year. While hardware sales were down 13 percent compared to September of 2012 -- $183.2 million in hardware was sold this month – accessories were up two percent, and software sales were up a staggering 40 percent. The violent role play game now holds SEVEN Guinness World Records: Best-selling action-adventure video game in 24 hours, Best-selling video game in 24 hours, Fastest entertainment property to gross $1 billion, Fastest video game to gross $1 billion, Highest grossing video game in 24 hours, Highest revenue generated by an entertainment product in 24 hours, and Most viewed trailer for an action-adventure video game. All this despite the occasional glitch. And I'm not one ot judt so if you need to cheat, cheat.

So West Marine sells a 25 meter section of this Tricoflex Water Hose for $117.99, which is $18 more than the white stuff. So at least we know this girl has money, too.

Hooters, Inc. is the trade name of two privately held American restaurant chains: Hooters of America, Incorporated, based in Atlanta, Georgia, and Hooters, Incorporated, based in Clearwater, Florida. The Hooters name is a double entendre referring to both its owl logo, a bird known for its "hooting" calls, as well as an American slang term for female breasts. Since 1986, the restaurant has issued a calendar of their girls, with signings taking place in some of their restaurants. Since 1996, Hooters has held Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant, a competition of Hooters Girls from around the world; in 2010, this event took place in Hollywood, Florida.

In the 2009 science fiction film Avatar, director James Cameron conceived a fictional universe in which humans seek to mine unobtanium on the fictional exoplanetary moon, Pandora. The Earth-like moon is inhabited by a sapient indigenous humanoid species called the Na'vi, and varied fauna and flora. Resources Development Administration (RDA) scientists, administrators, recruits, support, and security personnel travel to Pandora in the 22nd century to discover this lush world, which is inhabited by many lifeforms including the human-like Na'vi. The clan with which the humans have contact in the film lives in a giant tree that sits on a vast store of a mineral called unobtanium, which humans want as an energy supply.

On A Runway at U.S. Navy Support Facility Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean, May 9 2006. The B-1B Lancer made a wheels-up belly landing at Diego Garcia May 8 2006, skidding down the runway for 7,500 feet, according to U.S. Air Force reports. The 4 aircrew escaped without injury. The B-1B was home based with the 7th Bomb Wing, Dyess Air Force Base, Texas. The 20-year-old bomber was landing at Diego Garcia, a remote base in the Indian Ocean, at the end of a ferry mission that started at Andersen Air Force Base, Guam. During landing, the B-1B caught fire & emergency crews extinguished the flames. The B-1B Lancer did not break it's back & may be repairable. A big ass crane at the Diego Garcia harbor, lifted her up and using air bags, got the wheels down & locked. The aircraft is now being inspected for possible repair & return to service.

The Pontiac Firebird was built by the Pontiac division of General Motors between 1967 and 2002. The Firebird was introduced the same year as the automaker's platform-sharing model, the Chevrolet Camaro. This coincided with the release of the 1967 Mercury Cougar, which shared its platform with another pony car, the Ford Mustang. The fourth-generation F-body continued the aerodynamic formula initiated by the previous generation, but saw declining sales. As before, the Camaro kept the exposed headlights and the Firebird its pop-up units, with some minor changes.

Don't worry, she's still on the market: Kate Upton Beach Bunny Bride campaign.

Baskets serve utilitarian as well as aesthetic purposes. Some baskets are ceremonial, that is religious, in nature. While baskets are typically used for storage and transport, specialized baskets are as sieves, for cooking, for processing seeds or grains, for tossing gambling pieces, rattles, fans, fish traps, laundry, and other uses.

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