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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 1, 2013
November 1, 2013

Well, I'm Starting To Get Some Mobility Back.

So wish fuckall to do over the past few days -- I can't be in one position, sitting or standing, for more than twenty minutes at a time -- I decided to give the Slickguns mobile phone app a try and scan some of the ammo in my safe. I started off with some Fiocchi #00 buckshot at $4.99 for 10 shells and Fiocchi #4 buckshotat $6.39; I paid around $5.22 for the #00 and $5.79 for the #04 but that was almost ten months ago, back in January. The 100 round box of CCI MiniMags is like finding a unicorn. Sure they only cost $6.99, but that's if you can find one in stock. Walmart is my usual haunt for these, as the price is comparable, but right now the empty shelves around here in Florida are not. This is of course the exact opposite of the shelves up in Massachusetts, courtesy of a friend of mine! But this pricing goes the same for the Tule 7.62x39 at $4.88 for 20 rounds; a great price considering Walmart is $5.17 plus tax for the same. This 100 pack of Remington .357 softpoints set me back $62 at Wally World, and the real holy-shitter, a 100 pack of .380 auto is up to $42 -- as compared to $46 for .45 auto and only $29 for 9mm. I tried to scan this Federal 525 round bulk pack but Slickguns couldn't identify a price and kept sayig it was part of a bulk ammo package; and wouldn't you know it, I remember buying four of those bulk packags and they came packed inside of a cheapie plastic dry box, so I can't price check those. You can download the Slickguns Android app here and then do a little experimenting on your own to see if you can find a better deal online or at your local gun store.

Are you a pretentious asshole, yes or no? Quick I need an answer, because if you are, Los Angeles upscale eatery Ray's and Stark Bar is taking thirst quenching to a record-breaking high with their 45-page, 20-item menu dedicated entirely to bottled water. Oh, and there's a water tasting menu for $12.

In regards to what is written on this heart, I had a shit ton of people write in (upwards of 100) but the first two through the gate replied within 2 minutes of my asking the question...

Ernie, it says " Ich liebe dich" (German). Means " I love you ". Been using it on my wife for over 40 years. Later. Dusty

Hi Ernie, When it comes to those Ginger bread hearts (behind the epic pair and the camo skirt) I'm sure you've seen it before with the amount of German stuff you post it's just the script is a little sloppy it's "Ich Lieber Dich" which is a tense of "I Love You" in German. I spent my summers over there from the time I was 6 (German Mom) and 6.5 out of 21 years in the Army so far so it's almost second nature to me.-CMF

I'm sorry but with you two having some experience over in Europe, does this electrical outlet look unsafe to you?

There are a handful of things you can count on to happen every year around this time. One, you will eat way more candy in a five-day period than any grown adult ever should. Two, Hollywood will release a handful of hastily-put-together horror movie sequels. Three, the hardworking cheerleading squads of the NFL will don sexy Halloween costumes.

The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival is an annual four-day music festival created and produced by Superfly Presents and AC Entertainment, held at Great Stage Park on a 700-acre (2.8 km²) farm in Manchester, Tennessee, USA. The twelfth edition took place June 13–16, 2013. The main attractions of the festival are the multiple stages of live music, featuring a diverse array of musical styles including indie rock, world music, hip hop, jazz, americana, bluegrass, country music, folk, gospel, reggae, pop, electronica, and of course, on occasion.

Guess i should have left the shield on the grinder. Toby

Ernie - Hope the recovery goes well, looks like I can go out in public but you are 3 times more likely.... CHEERS!!! - Mike.

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