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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 1, 2013
November 1, 2013

Well, I'm Starting To Get Some Mobility Back.

So wish fuckall to do over the past few days -- I can't be in one position, sitting or standing, for more than twenty minutes at a time -- I decided to give the Slickguns mobile phone app a try and scan some of the ammo in my safe. I started off with some Fiocchi #00 buckshot at $4.99 for 10 shells and Fiocchi #4 buckshotat $6.39; I paid around $5.22 for the #00 and $5.79 for the #04 but that was almost ten months ago, back in January. The 100 round box of CCI MiniMags is like finding a unicorn. Sure they only cost $6.99, but that's if you can find one in stock. Walmart is my usual haunt for these, as the price is comparable, but right now the empty shelves around here in Florida are not. This is of course the exact opposite of the shelves up in Massachusetts, courtesy of a friend of mine! But this pricing goes the same for the Tule 7.62x39 at $4.88 for 20 rounds; a great price considering Walmart is $5.17 plus tax for the same. This 100 pack of Remington .357 softpoints set me back $62 at Wally World, and the real holy-shitter, a 100 pack of .380 auto is up to $42 -- as compared to $46 for .45 auto and only $29 for 9mm. I tried to scan this Federal 525 round bulk pack but Slickguns couldn't identify a price and kept sayig it was part of a bulk ammo package; and wouldn't you know it, I remember buying four of those bulk packags and they came packed inside of a cheapie plastic dry box, so I can't price check those. You can download the Slickguns Android app here and then do a little experimenting on your own to see if you can find a better deal online or at your local gun store.

Are you a pretentious asshole, yes or no? Quick I need an answer, because if you are, Los Angeles upscale eatery Ray's and Stark Bar is taking thirst quenching to a record-breaking high with their 45-page, 20-item menu dedicated entirely to bottled water. Oh, and there's a water tasting menu for $12.

In regards to what is written on this heart, I had a shit ton of people write in (upwards of 100) but the first two through the gate replied within 2 minutes of my asking the question...

Ernie, it says " Ich liebe dich" (German). Means " I love you ". Been using it on my wife for over 40 years. Later. Dusty

Hi Ernie, When it comes to those Ginger bread hearts (behind the epic pair and the camo skirt) I'm sure you've seen it before with the amount of German stuff you post it's just the script is a little sloppy it's "Ich Lieber Dich" which is a tense of "I Love You" in German. I spent my summers over there from the time I was 6 (German Mom) and 6.5 out of 21 years in the Army so far so it's almost second nature to me.-CMF

I'm sorry but with you two having some experience over in Europe, does this electrical outlet look unsafe to you?

There are a handful of things you can count on to happen every year around this time. One, you will eat way more candy in a five-day period than any grown adult ever should. Two, Hollywood will release a handful of hastily-put-together horror movie sequels. Three, the hardworking cheerleading squads of the NFL will don sexy Halloween costumes.

The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival is an annual four-day music festival created and produced by Superfly Presents and AC Entertainment, held at Great Stage Park on a 700-acre (2.8 km²) farm in Manchester, Tennessee, USA. The twelfth edition took place June 13–16, 2013. The main attractions of the festival are the multiple stages of live music, featuring a diverse array of musical styles including indie rock, world music, hip hop, jazz, americana, bluegrass, country music, folk, gospel, reggae, pop, electronica, and of course, on occasion.

Guess i should have left the shield on the grinder. Toby

Ernie - Hope the recovery goes well, looks like I can go out in public but you are 3 times more likely.... CHEERS!!! - Mike.

The San Diego Padres are a Major League Baseball team based in San Diego, California. They play in the National League Western Division. Founded in 1969, the Padres have won the National League Pennant twice, in 1984 and 1998, losing in the World Series both times. As of 2012, they have had 13 winning seasons in franchise history. The Padres and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are the only MLB teams in California to originate from California, while the Athletics are originally from Philadelphia, and the Dodgers and Giants are originally from New York. As of October 24, 2013, the San Diego Padres are the only team in the MLB to never pitch a no-hitter.

Halo is a multi-billion dollar science fiction video game franchise created by Bungie and now managed by 343 Industries and owned by Microsoft Studios. The games in the series have been praised as being among the best first-person shooters on a video game console, and are considered the Xbox's "killer app". Halo 3 sold more than US$170 million worth of copies in the first twenty-four hours of release, breaking the record set by Halo 2 three years prior. Halo: Reach, in turn, broke the record set by Halo 3, selling US$200 million worth of copies on its first day of release. Continuing the trend, Halo 4 broke Halo: Reach's record on its opening day by grossing $220 million. The series of first person shooter games have sold over 50 million copies worldwide, with the games alone grossing almost $3.4 billion.

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