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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 7, 2013
November 7, 2013

So Long Corporal Christopher Paul Stannix. But We Can Know You A Little More.


In spring 2014, the Halifax Metro Transit will be receiving a new harbor ferry to enhance ferry service between Halifax and Dartmouth/Woodside. After over 1200 submissions from nearby Halifax residents, the name of this new ferry has been narrowed down to the last five finalists. One of those five names is in honor of Corporal Christopher Paul Stannix, a reservist from the Princess Louise Fusiliers infantry regiment, based in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Stannix died April 8, 2007, while serving his country -- and let's be honest, serving our country, too -- over in Afghanistan.

"Christopher Stannix was a graduate of Auburn High School and attended Saint Mary's University. In 2001, he enlisted with the Canadian Military and by 2006 was promoted to the rank of Master Corporal. Corporal Stannix willingly accepted a reduction in rank in 2007 to serve his country in Afghanistan as part of the 2 RCR Battle Group. In April 2007, M.Cpl. Stannix was killed when the vehicle he was in struck a roadside bomb. He was 24 years old."

Thank you, all of you!!! This means so much to those of us who knew Chris, worked with him, served with have his name on one of our ferries (our ferry service, by the way, is the oldest, continuous, salt-water ferry service in North America), continuing to serve our city in this way! Thank you!! - Patricia

SO SRSLY. Take a minute of your time -- voting requires no login or bullshit registration, just a few mouse clicks -- and cast a vote for Christopher Stannix. You'll do me proud.

Afternoon Ernie. Thought you would find these interesting since you live near alligator alley. Don't know where these came from, but nasty shit. Enoy! - Kurt

So here's something that fucking floored me. Denise Huxtable. And Khal Drogo? Yeah, they're married with two kids. Small world, eh?

Automatic soap dispensers dispense a controlled amount of soap solution or a similar liquid such as a hand sanitizer. They are often used in conjunction with automatic faucets in public restrooms. They function to conserve the amount of soap used and stem infectious disease transmission. Automatic technology has permeated public washrooms. Journalist Michael Sasso once termed it as, “Hygienic Company Brings Space Age to Bathroom.” He wrote in reference of the Tampa International Airport. The first automatic urinal was implemented in 1987 and in 16 years, “the airport had 143 automatic urinals, 390 automatic-flush commodes and 276 automatic faucets”. Touchless technology has become a regular component of modern washroom facilities.

And in case you haven't been able to make up your mind regarding your dream job, here's a very nice in depth comparison between working at Microsoft vs. Google.

Hamburgers! Hamburgers for all my friends! I feel a bit sad and a lot enraged that someone is NSFW promoting women with such dysfunction. Joe

And say what you want, he may be a raging dick but Justin Bieber has great taste in Brazilian whores.

So for about two years now I've been meaning to pick up a Zastava M70A from a surplus store, I just haven't gotten around to it. The timing just never worked out; the surplus place would get a big shipment of them in and I'll have just blown a bunch of bucks on a fucking 32" flatscreen or something, and by the time I stockpile some more acorns, they're sold out. Well, low and behold a local guy ordered one from AIM and then decided he didn't like it so $225 later, viola: [1 - 2]. I might stick a compensator on it, simply because I 've never had one before and this is an inexpensive a handgun as you can get to do a little ass'perimenting on. Plus 9mm ammunition is once again rather plentiful, so I shouldn't have any problems feeding it. Stay tuned.

And don't blow me off, fucker. Cast a vote for Christopher Stannix, or I'll fucking stab you.

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