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Oh, Just One More Thing. Why Are All The Signs In English?

Okay Super Sleuths, get your super sleuthing hat on. You know I like to take random photos and find out where they were taken on Google's Steet View. Well I've got one for you that I just can't figure out. Searching for "chaparial parking" doesn't get me shit. I'm prettu sure the "palatino" is a sign for Palatino USA, since I doubt it's a sign for the palatino font. Next I created this image and searched for that on Google, which via this Wikipedia entry tells me this particular sign is used in Belgium, Italy, and Spain; none of which are English speaking countries and most of the signs in the photo are in English. I've also found it mentioned by an Indian driving school, but again, no hablo Ingles. So I'm fucking stumped. Can anyone help me figure out where the fuck this photo was taken?

Chris Hadfield is a retired Canadian astronaut who was the first Canadian to walk in space. A former Royal Canadian Air Force fighter pilot, Hadfield has flown two space shuttle missions and served as commander of the International Space Station. During the mission he also gained popularity by chronicling life aboard the space station and taking pictures of the earth and posting them through Twitter and Facebook to a large following of people around the world. He was a guest on television news and talk shows and gained popularity by playing his guitar in space. His mission ended in May 2013 when he returned to earth. Shortly after returning, he announced his retirement, capping a 35-year career as a military pilot and an astronaut. Since then he has silently weighed in on the Red Poppy controversy and admitted that he has ejected his dirty underwear into space.

I know that unlike northern trees, where the root system extrends outwards as wide as the branhes extend upwards, palm trees tend to have a root ball. But I still wouldn't think you'd be able to plant one this close to a pool without it causing some problems.

Bad: Touch The Nephew. Good: Touch The Bubbles 4. And this is my score to beat.

The Maury Show is always guaranteed to entertain. The level of trash they are able to scrape out of the dumpster at a liposuction clinic is truly a spectacle to behold. Here are 42 of the best moments from the show. You're welcome.

The Ferrari 458 Italia is a mid-engined sports car produced by the Italian sports car manufacturer Ferrari, and is powered by a 4.5L V8 engine derived from a shared Ferrari/Maserati design, producing 562 horsepower at 9,000 rpm -- it's redline -- and 398 lb/ft at 6,000 rpm with 80% torque available at 3,250 rpm. Ferrari's official 0-60 mph acceleration is 3.3 seconds, while top speed is 202 mph. And you know the old joke how Ferraris make girls do this? Yeah, turns out it's kinda mostly true.

Fabric softeners work by coating the surface of the cloth fibers with a thin layer of chemicals; these chemicals have lubricant properties and are electrically conductive, thus making the fibers feel smoother and preventing buildup of static electricity. Other functions are improvements of iron glide during ironing, increased resistance to stains, and reduction of wrinkling and pilling.

You know why they call this the information age? I'll tell you. You don't have to wait until a few days before Black Friday to see what's going to be on sale.

Now just sit back, relax, maybe have a nice plastic cup of pinot grigio and watch some Netflix.

a good son surprises his mom makes the rest of us look like pieces of shit