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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 15, 2013
November 15, 2013

You Got The Foot Bones, Connect The Shin Bones, Connect The... OH SHIT!

This time of the year is rutting season, which is the mating season of ruminant animals such as deer, elk, caribou, ibex, sheep, moose, goats, pronghorn and Asian and African antelope. The elk rut takes place between the middle of August and the middle of October, depending on the climate in which they live. The rut tends to last somewhere between 20 and 45 days. There are many aggressive behaviors a buck will do during the rut. During pre-rut, bucks will spar with each other. Sparring is low-intensity aggressive behavior, involving mostly pushing and shoving. and had that elk gored either of those two assholes, I'd have laughed and laughed. Respect the rut, man. Respect the rut.

Myocardial infarction, or acute myocardial infarction, is the medical term for an event commonly known as a heart attack. It happens when blood stops flowing properly to part of the heart and the heart muscle is injured due to not receiving enough oxygen. The onset of symptoms in myocardial infarction is usually gradual, over several minutes, and rarely instantaneous. Chest pain is the most common symptom of acute myocardial infarction and is often described as a sensation of tightness, pressure, or squeezing. Pain radiates most often to the left arm and shoulder, but may also radiate to the lower jaw, neck, right arm, back, and epigastrium, where it may mimic heartburn.

Hot on the heels of yesterday's jet-shitting story, behold the coolest business jets in the world.

Motorcycle riders know that Kuryakyn's ISO grips are an attractive yet functional modification for nearly any cruiser or touring motorcycle. The grips install easily onto the motorcycle's handlebars and are secured by a strong adhesive to prevent them from moving around unexpectedly. This same adhesive, however, makes it extremely difficult to remove an ISO grip for replacement or installation on another set of handlebars.

I want to know if Disney condones behavior like this at their 'Kid Awards' ceremonies, with Ferrari's or not. (Look at the logo on the barrier behind the ladies.) Jerimy

what do you make of this? i hope the guns weren't loaded. -- Irving .

Actually I think that article summed everything up quite nicely. It made specific reference to three separate articles all of which intentionally misrepresented the original photo: Opposing News's "40 Armed Members of 'Open Carry Texas' Try to Intimidate 4 Unarmed Women of Moms Demand Action"; Think Progress' "40 Armed Gun Advocates Intimidate Mothers Against Gun Violence In A Restaurant Parking Lot"; and Forbes' "Texas Gun Bullies Use Semi-Automatics To Terrorize Mothers Against Guns-NRA Remains Silent." It then went on to highlight the true circumstances in which that photo was taken; they were posing for a group photo. So who is the photographer of the image taken in such a way as to intentionally make the group look aggressive? "No one knows," wink, wink. But it doesn't really matter because once MDA has spread their misinformation to the mainsteam media, it's too late. You can't unring that bell, not matter how false or misleading it is. And as far as whether or not those weapons were loaded or not, as long as they're within the confines of the law, who cares?

A griddle is a cooking device consisting of a broad flat surface that can be heated using a variety of means, and is used in both residential and commercial applications for a variety of cooking operations. The griddle is most commonly a flat metal plate, but in the non-industrialized world or more traditional cultures it may be made of a brick slab or tablet. Grooved griddle surfaces are a common modification for residential applications. Typically done to allow a sufficiently hot griddle to create branding marks similar to what might be found on a charbroiler, but without the need to maintain two pieces of equipment for that purpose.

Ahhh, first there was Ty Cobb who once stabbed a black night watchman who intervened after Cobb had slapped a black elevator operator for "being uppity." Then came Enos Slaughter who spiked Jackie Robinson while sliding into second base. Then came Marge Schott and her, "million dollar niggers." Then John Rocker and his, "...some queer with AIDS and 20-year-old mom with four kids." Yes they are indeed, all racist douchebags.

Hi Ernie, Long time reader and occasional contributor. I would like to submit what happens when you have a few beers on the weekend and think you can ride a Honda cr500 doing wheelies when you have no right being on one. Keep up the good work. Charlie.

Really old and busted: the Russian Military Academic Ensemble covers Tom Jones' Sex Bomb. How cool would it be if they had covered It's Not Unusual instead? Anyway. Recently old and busted: the Red Army Choir covers Bon Jovi's It's My Life. The new hotness: the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs' Choir covers Daft Punk's Get Lucky. And all are surprisingly awesome. Bonus: same conductor as the Sex Bomb one.

While certainly by todays digital standards, during its peak the Samsung Digimax Cyber 630 was like other cameras in the $100-$125 price range with it's slim, light weight design, user friendly features and standard 3x Optical zoom. It had a 6 megapixel resolution and boasts a 2.5in. LCD screen and has a fairly decent lens on it. Sure the The S630 screams amateur at the consumer, but that's ok, because that is exactly who Samsung had aimed it at.

Indeed folks, this year's Black Friday will be different from any year priot. Just added to the Black Friday ad previews: Costco, Lowe's, Staples, Sears and Cabelas. Fuck you, long shopping lines.

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