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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 21, 2013
November 21, 2013

Apparently, Perpetual Motion Is Possible After All.

The year is 2001. You're 18 years old and on the morning of September 12th, with tears in your eyes and fear in your heart, you march down to the local recruiting station. Call it what you will, retribution, justice, whatever; but your country was just attacked and you're damned well not going to sit idly by. You kiss your mother, hug your father, and off to war you go. That same soldier can now -- quite conceivably -- spend their entire 20+ year career in a perpetual state of war, not ever having known a single day of peacetime. Through 2024. What. The. F*ck.

Growing herbs at home is a fun, money-saving hobby that also happens to be good for your health. In addition to flavoring up your favorite dishes, herbs are filled with antioxidants and essential nutrients. When you grow your own herbs you can use what you need at the moment by harvesting small amounts, fresh from the plant.

The NFL is the biggest pro sports league in the world. Sure, no one outside North America really knows shit about it, but 20 of the 30 most valuable sports franchises in the world are NFL teams, and all 32 teams are in the top 50. Even the fucking Jaguars. So yes, in economic terms, the NFL is tops. In fact, it's so pervasive that every NFL team has at least one famous fan. Yes, even the fucking Jaguars. You probably know some of these famous NFL fans already, but others may surprise you. MC Hammer, represent!

Surface contamination of wells in the United States is typically controlled by the use of a surface seal. A large hole is drilled to a predetermined depth or to a confining formation, and then a smaller hole for the well is completed from that point forward. The annular space between the large bore hole and the smaller casing is filled with bentonite clay, concrete, or other sealant material. This creates an impermeable seal from the surface to the next confining layer that keeps contaminants from traveling down the outer sidewalls of the casing or borehole and into the aquifer. In addition, wells are typically capped with either an engineered well cap or seal that vents air through a screen into the well, but keeps insects, small animals, and unauthorized persons from accessing the well.

Old and busted: Beware Of The Easter Nigga Charlie Brown. The new hotness: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving - The Director's Cut.

Ernie, Got these the other day from a friend working in Nebraska. Fuel truck vs train with locomotive 6085 on the lead. Enjoy, Tyson

Advice that works in both immigration reform and travel: At least attempt to learn the local language. A simpole "Hello!" and "Thank you!" will get you farther than you think. Also, "embarazado" DOES NOT mean "embarrassed."

A Central American coffee-growing country with a reputation for fine coffee, Costa Rica produces only wet processed arabicas. In Costa Rica, careful attention to quality processing and conscientious growing methods are consistent with a fine quality coffee. With its medium body and sharp acidity, cuppers often describe a Costa Rican coffee as having perfect balance. After being harvested, the cherries are immediately taken to state-of-the-art processing facilities, known as beneficios, where wet method processing begins.

Grey Goose is a premium brand vodka produced in France. It was originally founded by Sidney Frank before its 2004 sale to Bacardi. The Maître de Chai for Grey Goose is François Thibault, who developed the original recipe for the vodka in Cognac, France. The water used to produce the vodka came from natural springs in France filtered through Champagne limestone, and made with locally produced French wheat. The company also developed its distinctive smoked glass bottle featuring French geese in flight, and delivered its product in wooden crates similar to wine.

Today I learned: Native to Greenland, Gyrfalcons are the largest falcon and can knock a Canadian Goose out of the air at 2,000 ft. over thousands of years, Gryfalcons and dogs have evolved a mutually beneficial relationship, whereby food is shared by the falcon and in return for the canine's protection from other predators, such as wolves.

Grimbergen is a group of Belgian abbey beers. The name refers to the abbey that Saint Norbert of Xanten built for the Premonstratensian canons regular in Grimbergen in 1128 and where the beer was first brewed. They became famous for providing hospitality and their home-brewed beer to visitors, and allegedly handed down the recipe over the centuries. The beers are now brewed by two companies: Alken Maes brewery group in Belgium and Kronenbourg Brewery in France, which have developped different varieties. The Belgian varieties are: Blond, Dubbel, Tripel, Optimo Bruno, and the latest innovation Grimbergen Gold.

And if you're willing to put up with a little backorder, you can get 5,000 rounds of .22 for $200 -- that's $0.04 per round.

P.S. Yes, I know, it's just a cool story.

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