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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 25, 2013
November 25, 2013

I Feel Bad For Peyton. It's Tough When Someone Just Has Your Number.

My hatred of all things Tom Brady has long been a matter of public record. When the game he cheated your team out of an AFC championship has its own Wikipedia entry, you know shit got out of hand. So it goes without saying that whenever there is a Tom Brady versus Peyton Manning matchup, I'm rooting for the Eli's older brother. Unfortunately, Peyton and I are 11-4 in this regard. So when you take into account all of the mind blowing stats that surround these two, you can understand why Tom vs Peyton is regarded as the best rivalry in the NFL. And for the record, the tuck rule was abolished on March 20, 2013, by a 29-1 vote of current teams. The Pittsburgh Steelers voted against abolishment, while two teams, the Patriots and the Washington Redskins, abstained from the vote. And fuck you, Tom Brady.

A lot of people still give me shit for wearing Crocs, but I still love mine. In fact around the house I'll frequently wear them like this, with the heel strap pushed up over the arch, so I can slip my feet in and out more easily.

What's that floating in the waters off of the coast of Zanzibar, Africa? Why it's a fucking a hotel room, naturally, at the Manta Resort. More accurately, the Underwater Room is a three-tiered suite, with the lowest deck entirely submerged and surrounded by blue waters and exotic marine life. The upper two tiers include a sun deck and middle living area, with all of the comforts of the Manta Resort at your $1000 per night disposal.

I'm pretty sure this sign is for a restaurant that is no longer around, because 210-490-5545/210-480-5545 doesn't seem to currently be tied to any place of business.

Hey Ernie! Not as much fun as finding places with necked chicks on them but did find the one where the dogs were going at it in the middle of the road. click on street view and head East two clicks Love the site, and keep up the great work! - Don

The London Eye is a giant Ferris wheel on the South Bank of the River Thames in London, England. The entire structure is 443 ft tall and the wheel has a diameter of 394 ft, making it the tallest Ferris wheel in Europe; when erected in 1999 it was the world's tallest Ferris wheel, until surpassed first by the 520 ft Star of Nanchang in 2006. It is the most popular paid tourist attraction in the United Kingdom, visited by over 3.5 million people annually, and has made many appearances in popular culture. Now obviously vthat phoeo was taken here, from the middle of the Westminster Bridge.

But so far this one has me stumped, Don. Based upon the NO PARKING stenciled at the end of the road and the two flags on the right (California state flag and the Mexican flag) I'm guessing somewhere along the coast of Southern California. Any ideas?

Do you remember this video of an ice climber ascending a frozen waterfall who wisely accepts the assistance of some other climbers up above him? Well I suspect that this is how it might have looked (from his point of view) if those people weren't there.

Ernie, in case you want to pass this info along. Some people just don't think about this stuff. Dusty in P.C.

Velvet is woven on a special loom that weaves two thicknesses of velvet at the same time. The two pieces are then cut apart to create the pile effect, and the two lengths of fabric are wound on separate take-up rolls. Velvet was expensive to make before industrial power looms became available. Velvet is difficult to clean because of its pile, but modern dry cleaning methods make cleaning more feasible. Crushed velvet is produced by pressing the fabric down in different directions, or can also be produced by mechanically twisting the fabric while wet. The result is a patterned appearance that is very lustrous.

Old and busted: Gravity starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney. The new hotness that almost was: Gravity starring and George Clooney.

And for you impatient types -- or those of you who don't like huge crowds -- Walmart will pricematch competitors' Black Friday ads, STARTING TODAY.

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