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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 4, 2013
December 4, 2013

I Want You To Find This Nancy-boy Jacoby Ellsbury, I Want Him Dead! I Want His Family Dead! I Want His House Burned To The Ground!

So Kate Moss is helping Playboy celebrate their 60th anniversary and it seems the editorial has hit the internet in advance of Playboy's historic 60th anniversary release in January 2014. I SAY AGAIN, KATE MOSS NUDE IN PLAYBOY. And she looks pretty good, actually.

Okay normally I ask for help identifying a beer but this time it's what's written on a towel; I've cropped and flipped the towel itself and get this. Something-ster's Number N(ine)?

This week Amazon announced they're planning to use unmanned drones to deliver some packages to customers within five years. Cool! How difficult would it be to take over these little Amazon package carrying drones? Turns out, not too difficult at all.

Brazil is the world's leading orange producer, with an output almost as high as that of the next three countries combined (the United States, India, and China). Orange groves are located mainly in the state of São Paulo, in the southeastern region of Brazil, and account for approximately 80% of the national production. The United States is the second largest producer. Groves are located especially in Florida, California, Texas, and Arizona. The majority of California's crop is sold as fresh fruit, whereas Florida's oranges are destined to juice products. Mid-south Florida produces about half as many oranges as Brazil, but the bulk of its orange juice is not exported. The Indian River area of Florida is known for the high quality of its juice, which often is sold fresh in the U.S. and frequently blended with juice produced in other regions because Indian River trees yield very sweet oranges, but in relatively small quantities.

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Ernie. Love the site, keep up the good work. The game the girl is playing is Halo 2 and the rifle is the BR55 Battle Rifle. I played way to much of that game in college and recognized it instantly. Thanks. Bill.

Penfolds is an Australian wine producer that was founded in Adelaide in 1844 by Christopher Rawson Penfold, an English physician who emigrated to Australia, and his wife Mary Penfold. It is one of Australia's oldest wineries, and is currently part of Treasury Wine Estates. During the 1940s and 1950s, the company changed its focus and commenced the production of table wines to accommodate changing tastes. This new direction led to experiments by Penfolds' chief winemaker, Max Schubert, who visited Europe following the end of World War II to learn about sherry production. Penfolds operates a number of vineyards in the South Australian wine regions that produce a wide range of grape varieties, including the Barossa Valley in Kalimna (380 acres under vine) where they grow shiraz, cabernet sauvignon, mataro, and eight rows of sangiovese.

Despite pulling this shit earlier this year, I was surprised to read that Andesron Silva tops the list of richest MMA fighters in history, with a little $750k cameo by Ronda Rousey.

Sprinklers that spray in a fixed pattern are generally called sprays or spray heads. Sprays are not usually designed to operate at pressures above 30 lb/in, due to misting problems that may develop. Higher pressure sprinklers that themselves move in a circle are driven by a ball drive, gear drive, or impact mechanism. These can be designed to rotate in a full or partial circle. Rainguns are similar to impact sprinkler, except that they generally operate at very high pressures of 40 to 130 lb/in and flows of 50 to 1200 US gal/min, usually with nozzle diameters in the range of 0.5 to 1.9 inches. In addition to irrigation, guns are used for industrial applications such as dust suppression and logging. Many irrigation sprinklers are buried in the ground along with their supporting plumbing, although above ground and moving sprinklers are also common.

Thought you may appreciate this one... Robert Collie balls of steel. all the Best, mumph

"Do you or anyone you know suffer from any of the following conditions?" I HAD to send this photo to you. I could not believe what I was reading on the freeway (and, yes, I used my phone camera while driving). Since when does one SUFFER being a healthy adult Japanese? And lumped in with all those maladies? Too funny not to pass on. I took the 2nd pic while working on the toilet. Thought it was amusing enough. Keep up the great work on LBEH. Thomas

Ah the NFL... they ran Bloomberg's anti-gun ad during the 2013 Super Bowl, but rejected this ad from Daniel Defense. I guess DD's pockets aren't deep enough?

In the English speaking world of the 18th and 19th century, achievement of a parlour room was a marker of social status - evidence that you had risen above the majority who lived in one or two rooms. As the parlour was the room in which the larger world encountered the private sphere of middle class life, the family's face to the world, it was invariably the best room in the home. The parlour frequently displayed a family's best furnishings, works of art and other status symbols. In the 20th century, the widespread use of the telephone and automobiles, and the increasing casualness of society led to the decline of formal reception rooms in domestic architecture in English-speaking countries. The secondary functions of the parlour for entertaining and display were taken up by various kinds of sitting rooms, such the living room.

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