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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 6, 2013
December 6, 2013

Solo 19 Dias Mas De Paisajismo Hasta Navidad!

Best Buy is an American multinational consumer electronics corporation headquartered in Richfield, Minnesota. It also operates in Puerto Rico, Mexico, Canada, and China. The company was founded by Richard M. Schulze and Gary Smoliak in 1966 as an audio specialty store; in 1983, it was renamed and rebranded with more emphasis placed on consumer electronics. Dynex, along with Insignia, are house brands manufactured exclusively for Best Buy. They include discount electronic and computer equipment such as flatscreen HDTVs, Blu-ray players, storage media, data and power cables, webcams, and office supplies.

Here's a moral dilemma that I want you to think about before answering. Man who can legally purchase a firearm does so, but does so on behalf of someone who CAN'T legally purchase a gun. Man goes to jail -- and rightfully so -- for a straw purchase. Now, man who can legally purchase a firearm does so, but does so on behalf of someone who CAN also legally purchase a gun. Is that a straw purchase? Some 27 states (and counting) believe the answer should be no.

On that note, the Heckler & Koch Mark 23, or MK 23, is a weapon system consisting of a match grade semi-automatic pistol, a laser aiming module, and suppressor. It was adopted by the United States Special Operations Command for special operations units in the 1990s. In more than 450 accuracy test firings from a precision firing fixture at 25 meters, MK 23 pistols far exceeded the government requirement, averaging 1.44 inches, with 65 groups of less than one inch. There were four groups of .5 inches, with 5 rounds going through the same hole! Heckler & Koch offered the MK 23 on the civilian market and law enforcement as the MARK 23. The models for the U.S. market initially came with a 10-round magazine, to comply with the U.S. Assault Weapons Ban. The ban has now expired, and the civilian Mark 23 comes with the same 12-round magazine as the government variants, except in a few states that enforce their own bans on magazines larger than 10 rounds. It is the world's largest -- and with it's $2,000 price tag -- and most expensive .45 caliber handgun. But that's cool, because carpe diem and all that shit, you can have it for $1799.78 + 5.99 S/H.

A portable air conditioner is one on wheels that can be easily transported inside a home or office. They are currently available with capacities of about 5,000–60,000 BTU/h and with and without electric-resistance heaters. Portable air conditioners are either evaporative or refrigerative. Portable refrigerative air conditioners come in two forms, split and hose. These compressor-based refrigerant systems are air-cooled, meaning they use air to exchange heat, in the same way as a car or typical household air conditioner does. Such a system dehumidifies the air as it cools it. It collects water condensed from the cooled air and produces hot air which must be vented outside the cooled area via a hose; doing so transfers heat from the air in the cooled area to the outside air.

Ernie, Thanks for EHOWA, LBEH, and all the entertainment over the years. Perhaps this is a bit too soon, but I found it funny (I know, I'm sick…) Nelson Mandela died at 95. But respect where respect is due-that's 5 MPH faster than Paul Walker! Jason

Ernie - this would be the definition of insanity. Cheers!! Mike.

The Porsche Carrera GT is a mid-engined sports car that was manufactured by Porsche between 2004–2007 in Leipzig, Germany. Sports Car International named the Carrera GT number one on its list of Top Sports Cars of the 2000s, and number eight on Top Sports Cars of All Time list. Porsche claims it will accelerate from 0 to 100 60 in 3.8 seconds and has a maximum speed of 205 mph, although road tests indicated that in reality the car can accelerate from 0-60 mph in 3.5 seconds and 0-100 mph in 6.8 seconds. The Carrera GT is powered by a 5.7 litre V10 engine producing 612 hp, although the engine in the GT that Rodas was driving when both he and Paul Walker were killed, might have been modified to produce even more power.

And not to get Paul Walker fans all bent out of shape but Ford has revealed the 50th Anniversary Mustang and I have to admit, it looks pretty fucking sweet!

Alberto-Culver is an American corporation with international sales whose principal business is manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands as Alberto VO5, Andrew Collinge, St. Ives skin care products, TRESemme, FDS, Consort, and Nexxus. The company was purchased and founded in 1955 by Leonard H. Lavin who was an entrepreneur and manufacturer's representative for various other companies. The newly created company was then moved to Chicago and a hundred other products were dropped and the company focused on Alberto VO5 shampoo and hairdressing. In 1958, Alberto VO5 Hairdressing became the number one brand in its category and it still holds that position today; the company's 2012 sales were reported at $1.54 billion.

Think you're hardcore because you bungee jump? Pffft, pussy. Instead of a harness, try tethering yourself to your cord via hooks sunk through your flesh. NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH.

Ernie - In case you haven't seen this yet, I received this from a former DEA agent and believe it to be accurate. "This is an emboscada (ambush) of the Federal Forces in Zitacuaro, Michuacan, Mexico. See what Mexican drug cartels are capable off doing to law enforcement. This incident happened on June 14, 2010, ten Mexican federal agents were killed and many injured. See the pictures and study them. Notice the impact of the rounds on the vehicles, and then look at the terrain and notice where the shooters were positioned for the ambush and if there was any cover for the victims?" Keep up the great work, Leslie

First there was Jeremy Fry, the Bon Jovi loving Celtics fan. Next there was the usher/young fan dance off. We think they're once in a lifetime events but the truth is they're not alone.

Wakeboard towers exist to add stability when a rider is catching airwhilst wakeboarding.Wakeboard towersalso allow the traditionalsupport cable to be removed amongst other benefits including having adouble usage of being used for lighting and speaker systems. There are several different types of wakeboard tower designs. Eachbrand and design differs however they are usually based around aparticular model. There are cage towers, swooped cage towers, arch towers, reverseswooped towers, roll bar towers, swooped roll bar towers and castaluminum towers. Some of the most popular wakeboard tower manufacturers (who buildsome of the above mentioned tower types) include Air Boom Air Bar,Barewest Mini, Boss Slider, Joystick Roll Cage, New Dimension Towers,Phat Budde Twister and Xtreme Phat Tower and Pro Flight Swoop.

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