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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 24, 2013
December 24, 2013

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Once again, I've setup the Controllable Christmas Lights for Celiac Disease. Three live webcams and X10 technology allows web surfers to not only view the live action, but also *control* 20,000+ lights ... plus inflate/deflate the giant 15' Santa Balloon, Santa on Skis, in a Helicopter, and flying a Plane ... along with Elmo, Frosty Family, SpongeBob SquarePants, and the Homer Simpson Santa - D'OH! The website is totally free (and totally fun) but also raises awareness and funds for charity via optional/voluntary donations - over $80,000 for the Center for Celiac Research. I've supported this world-class research organization for almost a decade and even though I just recently found out this summer that the original Celiac Diagnosis of my kids was a false positive (Email me for more details - nutshell summary is medical science is "hard" so not always 100% correct), I'm still helping them raise awareness and supporting research for an eventual cure. Along those lines, I've entered a $5,000 Christmas Lights contest and anything I win will be donated to charity. Last year, Internet surfers from 149 countries stopped by - Hulk says "kids really enjoy turning everything on & off" as the media reported "Clark Griswold move over" ... so surf on by, tell your friends, blog/facebook/tweet about it, and spread the word. Merry Christmas and HO-HO-HO! alek

Hi Ernie, I played Don't Shoot Your Eye Out for about 5 minutes and got 9,981,402. That's higher than TIMMMAYYYYYY!'s but not as high as last year's dude, did I win?. That's about all the effort I can give ya, (I'm from one of the younger, lazier generations) anyway, awesome site, I get a massive woody for all that you do for our military families. Derek

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wondering what to get me for christmas? i suggest this 105 inch curved hdtv is a nice place to start

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