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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 3, 2014
January 3, 2014

20 Years Ago, in January of 1993, AOL 1.0 for Microsoft Windows 3.x Was Launched.

Looks like someone got new boobs for the new year.

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: no more road rage and no more tailgating.

The Tom Collins is a Collins cocktail made from gin, lemon juice, sugar and carbonated water. First memorialized in writing in 1876 by "the father of American mixology" Jerry Thomas, this "gin and sparkling lemonade" drink typically is served in a Collins glass over ice. One turn of the 20th century recipe subsequently replaced the lemon juice with lime juice.

Old and busted: most Googled woman of 2013. The new hotness: most Googled female athletes of 2013. With two surprises: there isn't much overlap and Hope Solo still ranks as high as she does.

I'll never understand how anyone can get any work done using one of those little ass netbooks. They're too small for me.

The two girls at the concert are at Desert Sky Pavilion in Phoenix,AZ. Great site blah blah blah.

Hey Ernie, That photo looks like it was taken at what at the time was called Cricket Pavilion in Arizona. It used to be called Desert Sky Pavilion and is now known as Ak-Chin Pavilion after the local Indian casino who bought the naming rights. Keep up the good work! Art

Yep, sure enough, you guys are spot on. Next up? What generation of Corvette is this, and what the fuck is in this lady's beer? it looks like a piece of lobster?!

I know, I know. I usually try to keep all the list-related shit over at List Gazette but it's the end/beginning of a new year, so there's a lot of good shit out right now. So here's a reflective look back upon the year 2013: the Best Street Troller of 2013 -- 10+ years later the wine stomping lady at 1:30 still makes me LOL; the Sexiest TV Actresses of 2013; ESPN's The Worst of the Worst for 2013; the Top 25 Censored Stories of 2013; and the Best Vines of 2013.

Boy, that sure is a weird place to store your nail polish.

And through some smart use of a coupon code two weeks ago (free shipping and a $50 gift card) and another cpupon code this week (free shipping) I managed to secure 100 rounds of .308 shipped to my doorstep for $3.15. Yeah, that's right, three bucks. Which is pretty fucking amazing given .308 is some expensive shit.

10 milestones in the natural evolution of economics. 11 if you count jg wentworth, bwa-hahahaha

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