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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 6, 2014
January 6, 2014

Dick Herniation. Man If That Happens, I'm Definately Calling Dr Nanko!

We will start off today's post with a little Jimi Hendrix: "There must be some kind of way out of here," Said the joker to the thief. There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. Businessman they drink my wine, Plowman dig my earth. None will level on the line, nobody offered his word, hey. "No reason to get excited," The thief, he kindly spoke. "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate. So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late." All along the watchtower, princes kept the view. While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too!

A civilian semi-auto variant of the Russian AKM rifle, the NHM-91 was built to imitate the appearance of the Russian RPK light machine gun. First imported and marketed in the United States in 1991 by ChinaSports Inc., the NHM-91 was modified to meet the requirements of a 1989 Executive Order by President George H. W. Bush prohibiting importation of certain 'assault rifle' configurations of military-style semi-automatic rifles such as the Norinco AKM/AK-47. These modifications included a one-piece U.S.-made thumbhole stock to replace the separate Chinese-made buttstock and pistol grip of the original AKM/RPK rifle, the deletion of the bayonet lug and muzzle brake, and the inclusion of a rivet on the receiver preventing use of standard AK-47 magazines. Me personally, prefer my NHM-91 with the original bipod and 75-round drum magazines. And for you poor fuckers in Connecticut who have to register your guns, you have already failed in the new year.

This world map shower curtain gives a whimsical and educational design to your bathroom. Busy geography students will love this curtain, which lets them refresh their minds while they freshen up before their exam. Canadian provinces, and US state names are also labeled on this educational shower curtain. The countries and major cities are labeled, making it the right pick for geography students and world travelers. The curtain is transparent aside from the colorful oversized map.

The Lamborghini Gallardo was a sports car built by Lamborghini, their most-produced model to date with over 10,000 built in its first seven years of production and 14,022 being produced throughout its lifetime.] Named after a famous breed of fighting bull, the V-10 Gallardo has been Lamborghini's sales leader and stable-mate to a succession of V-12 flagship models. However the Lamborghini Gallardo has reached the end of its life-cycle, and now the sports car company has officially unveiled what will become its replacement: The Lamborghini Huracán. Its unusual name is said to come from a famous bull who fought in the late 1800s in Spain, and was known for "showing his unrelenting character and remaining defiant and invincible, thus entering into the legend of fighting bulls' history."

William is a popular given name of old Germanic origin. It became very popular in the English language after the Norman conquest of England in 1066, and remained so throughout the Middle Ages and into the modern era. It is sometimes abbreviated "Wm." The name's shortened familiar version in English is Bill, Billy, Will or Willie. A common Irish form is Liam. Female forms are Willa, Willemina, Wilma and Wilhelmina.

Here are some pics of a new BNSF locomotive. Enjoy! Bill

A picture on your website caught my eye and I had to research it a little more. I used to work on large aircraft my self and don't come across pictures of aircraft engine failures of this magnitude to often. Normally they look worse then that. The part that failed on this high power engine run on the ground was the first 'High Pressure Turbine' after the Combustion Chamber. I found a website that shows pictures of this engine test that show what kind of damage happens when this High Pressure Turbine fails. It put a bunch of holes in the fuselage (where the passengers sit), set fire to the aircraft, and just about broke the engine in two (looks like 75% of the radius is gone). This is why they do these test on the ground, in conditions more severe then what they would do in the air, to keep people safe.

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And now, a little Kurt Russell. "You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." -- And just so you know, Big Trouble in Little China was released in 1986, in case you're not the uyou think you were.

No matter where you live, or how gloomy it may be outside, Patricia Wells will brighten your kitchen with the sunny flavors of France's bountiful south with The Provence Cookbook. A French-food expert and longtime Provence resident, Patricia offers readers an intimate guide to the culinary treasures of this sun-drenched landscape and dishes that will transport you and your guests with every flavorful bite.

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