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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 7, 2014
January 7, 2014

For Some Inexplicable Reason, I Feel Inclined To Root For The Saints.

I can tell you two things with absolute certainty. First, her tattoo reads, "Happiness is a function of accepting what is." And secondly, this photo was taken at the interection of Folsom Street and 11st Street, in downtown San Francisco.

Timothy Olyphant is an American actor, mostly known for his television work as Sheriff Seth Bullock in Deadwood, Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens in Justified, and Wes Krulik in Damages. He has also has the two most fucking awesome new years resolutions you can imagine

If you gas grill is covered up by a durable grill cover, it will for sure protect the gas grill from external factors. A cover also protects your grill from getting stained and dirty. Moist air can severely damage the grill as most of the grills are made up of Iron and moister accumulated on its surface can damage the metallic structure. These moistures may lead to the rusting of the grill, thereby making the appliance completely brittle over a period of time.

TRUE STORY: Ezekiel 25:17. You know, the one that Samuel L Jackson quotes in Pulp Fuction? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Yeah, it doesn't really exist. Totally made up. Surprised me, too. So here are twelve didn't know about Pulp Fiction.

Black Velvet Whisky is a Canadian whisky brand owned by Constellation Brands, known for its strong taste and black labeling. Black Velvet produces three expressions which are primarily sold on the export market to the United States: Black Velvet and Black Velvet Reserve, which is an older-aged product (aged eight years) and Black Velvet Toasted Caramel. This brand is ranked number two in Canadian Whisky market share behind number one, Crown Royal.

I know some of you may find this literally unbelievable, but young kids really suck at hide-n-seek.

Ernie, Since I bothered to scroll to the bottom of the tower, I thought I would also bother to point out that although Jimi performed it, Bob Dylan wrote and recorded it in 1967. Love the site! Hated that pic. Andy

Fair enough. SO here's some men's health for you, Andy. A hydrocele is a fluid-filled sac surrounding a testicle that results in swelling of the scrotum, the loose bag of skin underneath the penis. They are common in newborns, but most hydroceles disappear without treatment within the first year of life. Older boys and adult men can develop a hydrocele due to inflammation or injury within the scrotum. A hydrocele usually isn't painful. Typically not harmful, a hydrocele may not need any treatment. However, if you have scrotal swelling, see your doctor to rule out other causes.

And I don't want to sound like a passive aggressive asshole, but if you're not taking advantage of some of the deals I post, you're a fucking idiot. After setting up some email alerts for .22LR ammo I was able to pick up over 2,000 rounds shipped to my door for under $100. And now what am I going to load those into? Well if you're quick on your feet you can pick up some 26 round Black Dog magazines for $11 -- they usually go for $20 each right from the manufacturer, or $23 each if you want factory OEM. How many did I pick up? Well, how about 5 of them for $60 shipped. I highly encourage you to set up your own alerts here.

Added bonus: the Glock 25 and 28 are both banned for civilian use in USA, because upon the ATF's busted ass point system (PDF warning) -- a firearm must score at least 75 points in order to be imported, those Glocks only score 73. So if you wanted a Glock chambered in .380, you were fucked. That is until now... enter the Glock 42. I'll admit, I'm more than a little intrigued., the world's first and only truly free adult megasite. NSFW.

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