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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 8, 2014
January 8, 2014

Week Number One On The Wagon, Complete.

So as I do quite often for the New Year, I have vowed to go dry for 30 days -- actually 31 -- during the month of January. It's kind of an annual purge thing.... let the liver take a breather after the rigorous holiday season, let the wallet take a breather after the rigorous holiday season -- is it new car time already? -- and maybe drop a few pounds. According to this article about some folks who did the same thing last year, liver fat fell on average by 15 per cent -- by almost 20 per cent in some individuals -- blood glucose levels dropped by 23 per cent on average, and total blood cholesterol dropped by almost 5 per cent. So as much as I do miss happy hour, I suppose easing back off the throttle a little bit isn't the end of the world.

So back in November of last year I picked up this Zastava M70A as a little beater gun to plink with [manufacturer - review 1 - review 2] since 9mm ammo is getting cheap again. Turns out I really don't like the feel of it. It's heavy as a fucking boat anchor -- which can be good or bad depending upon what you want the gun for -- and the fit and finish just aren't there. That's not to say it's a bad gun, just one patterned off the 82 year old Tokorev TT-30. Anyway, I put it up for sale on Armslist, so we'll see how that goes. What's that, private sale of a firearm without involving the gov'mint? 'Murica fuck yeah!

Old and busted: Sex Machine's crotch gun. The new hotness: the Nazi's belt buckle gun. Also, interesting point: the Nazis lost the war and Sex Machine was turned into a vampire. So you know, novelty guns not so effective?

Here is another reason to root for the Saints! Jim

And I'm going to preface this by saying I call dibs on Kate Mara. But television has always been home to a parade of beautiful actresses, and with the explosion of cable TV and now Netflix, the roles have even become sexier over the years. Here are some favorites from 2013. Added bonus: House of Cards' second season hits Netflix on February 14th.

Boy, Dale Earnhardt and camelsmokes.com? I wonder how long ago this photo was taken?

Impressive video here. If you're a fan of good looking ladies and Grand Theft Auto, you'll love this video of a busty (English? Australian?) blonde lingerie model reenacting GTA in real life. It's quite a thing. Sorry, no Trevor.

Meanwhile, in a Russian shopping mall.

In complete heterochromia, one iris is a different color from the other; in partial heterochromia or sectoral heterochromia, part of one iris is a different color from its remainder. Eye color, specifically the color of the irises, is determined primarily by the concentration and distribution of melanin. In humans, an excess of melanin indicates hyperplasia of the iris tissues, whereas a lack of melanin indicates hypoplasia. But either way, it's just plain cute when it comes to dogs.

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