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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 9, 2014
January 9, 2014

Yes, Yes, By All Means, Access Granted.

How much do you know about religion? And how do you compare with the average American? Here's your chance to find out. I scored better than 96% of the public; fuckin Job.

I don't think it came as a surprise to anyone that Michelle Rodriguez came out as a lesbian. I do think it came as a surprise when she got shitfaced at a Knicks game and made out with her girlfriend Cara Delevingne courtside.

Sistine Madonna is an oil painting by the Italian artist Raphael. Commissioned in 1512 by Pope Julius II as an altarpiece for the church of San Sisto, Piacenza, it was one of the last Madonnas painted by the artist. Relocated to Dresden from 1754, the well-known painting has been particularly influential in Germany. After World War II, it was relocated to Moscow for a decade before it was returned to Germany. In the painting, the Madonna, holding the Christ Child and flanked by Saint Sixtus and Saint Barbara, stands on clouds before dozens of obscured cherubs, while two distinctive winged cherubs rest on their elbows beneath her. The American travel guide Rick Steves suggests that the unusual worried expression on Mary's face reflects her original placement beside a painting of the Crucifixion.

No way would I ever fly this airline. if you have to tape an overhead bin shut, I hate to think what else is in disrepair.

You might have noticed that marijuana doesn't quite carry the same stigma that it did in previous eras. More and more places in the United States are relaxing enforcement of marijuana laws or decriminalizing it outright. But there's a good chance that you live in a place where marijuana is still considered dangerous and illegal, which means you might want to take yourself a weed vacation.

Regarding the age of this photo - is that Bob Stoops pictured in the newspaper clipping? I'd guess late 2001. Lauren

Well, so far I have found that the newspaper clipping on the back wall is from the 1986 Orange Bowl where Oklahoma University won. (b/w photo on a slow website here) Full page if you want to read the caption on the photo. From this they were unofficially/officially the national champs… (see Wikipedia) This helps in no way, because the Motorola flip phone on the bed wasn't manufactured until somewhere around 2000, which is coincidentally when they were next announced as the national champs… This time based on the “official” AP poll. I'll look more into it tomorrow. I have a lead on the holiday cup design which seems to be for SuperAmerica/Marathon for circa Christmas 2000, but I don't have any picture to verify that yet. Keith

Okay, well then perhaps someone more familiar with the layout of Las Vegas can help me with this one. I thought this photo was taken right about here, but since there are no open balconies with metal railings behind you, it can't be right. Any suggestions?

And shit, while we're at it, Duvall Street in Key West is pretty long. Can anyone narrow this down for me?

Reminds me of when Beth Behrs accidentally touched Kat Dennings' boob. And I say "accidentally" because who could refuse to grab these prize winners?

Okay which one do you think is the asscrack -- 1 or 2?

I don't care what the internet thinks, even Democrats are asking Bloomberg to back off gun control.

FIXED LINK from yesterday: I'm going to preface this by saying I call dibs on Kate Mara. But television has always been home to a parade of beautiful actresses, and with the explosion of cable TV and now Netflix, the roles have even become sexier over the years. Here are some favorites from 2013 [LINK FIXED!]. Added bonus: House of Cards' second season hits Netflix on February 14th.

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