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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 23, 2014
January 23, 2014

No Booze, Day 23. I Am My Wits End.

Pete Cabrinha is an American big-wave surfer and windsurfer and kitesurfer. He is an uncommon individual. Pete's dedication to water sports has gained him both pioneer and master status in three of the most cutting edge sports to come along in the past three decades. International titles in surfing, windsurfing, and kitesurfing have put Pete at the top of a short list of world class watermen. Cabrinha is also the founder of Cabrinha Kites, a company specializing in the manufacturer of bow kites and kiteboards.

Well, I'm three weeks down with month long alcohol fast. It's supposed to be really healthy for you, or not, depending upon who you talk to. Do I have more energy? Yes. Am I sleeping better? Yes. Do I generall feel healthier? Yes. But if there's one down side to Dry-uary, it's the social impact. For starters, every Wednesday is trivia night at the local pub. Drinking Ernie's team record 6-3. Sober Ernie's team record: 0-3. I dunnio, maybe beer gets the creative juices flowing. Maybe beer just makes me smart. And then there's Friday nights. Old and busted: Head out to dinner and enjoy a nice steak and some martinis. The new not-hotness: sit at home with some Coke and a puzzle. I am quite literally not fucking kidding. And then come the movies. I love four things in Hollywood: Bruce Campbell, Danny Trejo, zombies, and B-rated movies. Any time I cambine two of things things, I'm happy; but if I can combine three? Fucking Score! But let's be honest, in order to watch a moivie like Zombie Hunter [trailer], I'm going to need a few drinks in me. And so it sits unwatched in my Netflix queue, until my month of soberiety are behind me and I can focus my attention on such entertainment. Until then, it's one zombie short after another, including The last of Us: Left Behind.

AOC International is a multinational electronics company headquartered in Taipei, Taiwan and a subsidiary of TPV Technology. AOC was founded in Chicago, Illinois, by Ross Siragusa as the Asian arm of his Admiral Corporation, and later established in Taiwan in 1967 as the first manufacturer of color televisions for export. In 1978, Admiral Overseas Corporation was renamed AOC International. Direct Marketing under the AOC brand name began in 1979. From 1988 to 1997, AOC established its sales offices in United States, China, Europe, and Brazil. AOC was launched in India and Mexico in 2005 and 2006 respectively. Today AOC products including CRT & LCD monitors, LCD TVs, All in One units, and Android Tablets, are available in more than 40 countries globally.

Who is going to win Super Bowl XLVIII? Who gives a shit? So here's a call I am willing to make, though: this year's Super Bowl has one of the finest WAG lineups in recent memory. And I should know, because I've ranked the Super Bowl WAGs for the last two years. So, are you ready to see the hottest player wives and girlfriends of Super Bowl XLVIII? Yeah, thought so. P.S. if you're down with tattoos, check out Seattle RB Marshawn Lynch's baby momma. P.P.S. Nice pull, Peyton.

I could be mistaken, but I'm almost as positive that that is a Red Sox jersey/hoodie as I am that it's just a little cold outside right now (I live in New Hampshire). - Joe

I could be mistaken, but I'm almost as positive you're drunk. For starters, the jacked is black and red, while the Sox are navy blue and red. Second, you can clearly read the letters "ES" and I'm pretty sure that even with the heaviest of Boston slang, nowhere in the phrase "BOSTON RED SOX" do the letters "ES" come into play. Is that a "-KES" I wonder? A small local team, perhaps? regardless, the phrase "Texas music in its finest state" is somehow tied to award-winning Texas Country singer and songwriter, Roger Creager. But somehow I just can't make the connection.

So Glock recently released their new .380 subcompact, the Glock 42. They're certainly tough to find, so I was surprised when my LGS has HAD one for $459, which is a pretty good price considering all the online stores are all out of stock and the resulting auctions have crept upwards of $500+ online and then you add on shipping and FFL transfer fee.

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