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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 3, 2014
February 3, 2014

Any Man Playing Grab-ass Or Fighting In The Building Spends A Night In The Box.

Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box.

The Chiappa Rhino is a revolver produced by Chiappa Firearms of Italy chambered for the .357 Magnum, 9mm Parabellum, .40 S&W, or 9×21mm cartridges. Its most distinctive feature is that the barrel is on a low axis compared to most other revolvers, since it fires from the lowermost chamber of the cylinder, rather than firing from the topmost chamber. This is intended to reduce muzzle flip by directing the recoil into the shooter's wrist, rather than over it. The Rhino's revolutionary design truly redefines the revolver, so much so that it is featured on the cover of December 2013's Guns & Ammo magazine. Another distinctive feature is that the cross-section of the cylinder is hexagonal instead of cylindrical; this is intended to lower the weapon's profile in concealed carry applications.

Whist erecting a seven story high structure to be used as a Christmas tree, the helicopter's rotor struck a cable causing the aircraft to crash to the ground. The Pilot was helped from the crumpled wreckage with minor injuries.

Black Wind is an adventure novel by Clive Cussler and Dirk Cussler. The novel centers around a North Korean plot to launch a biological warfare attack on the United States, creating an opportunity for the invasion and annexation of South Korea. The story's historical prologue takes place in December 1944. The commanding officer of the I-403, a Japanese I-400 class submarine, is given orders to launch a mysterious attack on the United States, a mission involving Japan's notorious biological warfare group, Unit 731. Black Wind was released in Italy under the title Vento Nero, which is the Italian translation.

I've said it before and I'll say it again because it doesn't take a psychologist to understand: take Zooey Deschanel's face and stick it on a porn star's body... and presto! You get Katy Perry.

Betta is a large genus of small, often colorful, freshwater ray-finned fishes in the gourami family. By far the best known Betta species, however, is B. splendens, the Siamese fighting fish. The Betta is native freshwater fish from Thailand and Cambodia. Wild Betta can often be found in a small pond, river and drain. As Betta can survive in a low-oxygen level of water, Betta can live anywhere and mostly in Asia. It is often wrongly thought that this organ allows the fish to be kept in unmaintained aquaria, such as a fish bowl. This is a misconception, as poor water quality makes all tropical fish, including Betta splendens, more susceptible to diseases such as fin rot.

There is much confusion around the Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctgine laws... let's try to clear some of that shit up, shall we?

A wall stud is a vertical framing member in a building's wall of smaller cross section than a post, and are a fundamental element in building framing. In the United States studs were traditionally made of wood, usually 2"×4" or 2"×6" dimensional lumber and typically placed 16 inches from each other's center, but sometimes also at 12 inches or 24 inches. The wood needs to be dry when used or problems may occur as the studs shrink and twist as they dry out. Steel studs are gaining popularity, especially for non load-bearing walls, and are required in some firewalls.

Last week, the Grammy Awards entered millions of American homes in order to celebrate excellence in the recording industry. But more important than all that were all the sexy ladies walking around, receiving awards, losing awards, being photographed, and all that stuff. But it's possible that you either missed the Grammys or were too distracted by all the lasers and pyrotechnics to notice which women were the sexiest. Don't worry, though! Here we have nine of the sexiest women from last week's Grammy Awards. Regardless of how they fared in the actual awards, they're all winners to me.

The Bose SoundDock family shares a clean, contemporary design that complements any living space. And the systems are all easy to use -- just dock your iPod and play. Experience SoundDock systems for yourself. And hear what you've been missing from your favorite music.

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