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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 11, 2014
February 11, 2014

So Why Don't We Do These Olympic Things More Often?.

While I achnowledge that the Sochi Games are indeed turning out to be the best Winter Olympics evar, I do have to question the wisdom of not including Olga Graf in the list of the hottest Russian athletes. Also, it seems very cold in Russia. Meanwhile back here in the states, what do we get? Well, Nissan unveiled the new Frontier Diesel Runner at Chicago Auto Show. So we've got that going for us.

You folks up near New Baltimore Michigan better be on the lookout, there's been a rash of counterfeit $10 bills being passed around recently. The easiest way to spot a fake $5, $10, $20, $50 or $100 bill is to look for some of the following security features, all of which are very difficult to fake. Look for a security thread (a plastic strip) running from top to bottom. Beginning in 1990, an embedded (not printed) security thread was added to all bills except the $1 and $2 bills. If you hold the bill up to the light, you will see the strip and printing on it. The printing will say "USA" followed by the denomination of the bill, which is spelled out for $10, and $20 bills but presented in numerals on the $5, $50 and $100 bills.

Check it out. And yes, there's probably a Frank Zappa reference in there someplace. Steve

Big E! Well hope the cruise went well, found this fucked up link today. It gets really good at the 2:28 minute mark. Peace! Kurt

Red hair occurs naturally on approximately 1–2% of the human population. It occurs more frequently (2–6%) in people of northern or western European ancestry, and less frequently in other populations. Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein. Cultural reactions have varied from ridicule to admiration; many common stereotypes exist regarding redheads and they are often portrayed as exotic, sexy and fiery-tempered. Estimates on the original occurrence of the currently active gene for red hair vary from 20,000 to 100,000 years ago.

Jim Beam is an American brand of bourbon whiskey produced in Clermont, Kentucky. It was given the name "Jim Beam" in 1933 in honor of James B. Beam, who rebuilt the business after Prohibition ended. The Jim Beam Bourbon brand is now owned and produced by Beam Inc. which is a company formed on October 4, 2011 from part of the holding company formerly known as Fortune Brands. It was one of the best selling brands of bourbon in the world in 2008. Since 1795 -- interrupted only by Prohibition -- seven generations of the Beam family have been involved in whiskey production for the company that produces the brand. Beam is headquartered in the suburbs of Chicago, in Deerfield, Illinois.

Just picked up two more cases of ammo for my Mosins to chew through -- $157 for a 880 round case and then using these $10 off coupons (SG2757/SG2686 one for each order) get everything shipped to my door for $165 each. You're welcome.

Greatest advertisement you never saw. Best Regards, Paul

Hi Ernie. Here is a cozy little home I wouldn't mind picking up if the price were right. Later dude. Eric

I don't think the female figure skarer in #3 is ever going to walk again.

The Texas Longhorn is a breed of cattle known for its characteristic horns, which can extend to 7 ft tip to tip for steers and exceptional cows, and 36 to 80 in tip to tip for bulls. Similar cattle were imported by Spanish colonists into other parts of North America, including California and Florida. Horns can have a slight upward turn at their tips or even triple twist. A longhorn can be any color or mix of colors but dark red and white color mixes are the most dominant. Texas Longhorns with elite genetics can often fetch $40,000 or more at auction with the record of $170,000 in recent history for a cow. Due to their innate gentle disposition and intelligence, Texas Longhorns are increasingly being trained as riding steers.

Ever see a ship get launched into the water before? Check out the Alaska region research vessel Sikuliaq as it's launched by the the Marinette Marine Corporation of in Wisconsin.

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