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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 4, 2014
March 4, 2014

See Kids, This Is What Happens When You Don't Brush After Eating.

The Florida State Seminoles are the athletic teams representing Florida State University, Tallahassee. They compete as a member of the National Collegiate Athletic Association Division I level, primarily competing in the Atlantic Coast Conference for all sports since the 1991-92 season; within the Atlantic Division in any sports split into a divisional format since the 2005-06 season. The athletic logo, in use since the early 1970s, shows a profile of a shouting Seminole warrior in circle. The model for the logo was Florida State music faculty member Thomas Wright, composer of the Florida State University Fight Song and Victory Song. The use of names and images associated with Seminole history is officially sanctioned by the Seminole Tribe of Florida.

Here are the nine sexiest looks at the 2014 Academy Awards; or as I call it, the eight girls not as hot as Jennifer Lawrence.

In naval architecture, a transom is the surface that forms the stern of a vessel. Transoms may be flat or curved and they may be vertical, raked forward, also known as a retroussé or reverse transom, angling forward toward the bow from the waterline to the deck, or, often simply called "raked", angling in the other direction. On smaller vessels where an outboard motor is the source of propulsion, the motor is usually mounted on the transom, and held in place either by clamps or metal bolts that go through the transom. In this arrangement, all the power of the motor is transmitted via the transom to the rest of the vessel's structure, making it a critical part of the vessel's construction.

So unless this is some European thing, I'm guessing that M stands for Main Lobby.

Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield spent four months aboard the International Space Station, so he knows his space facts from his space fiction. Here is his take on "Gravity" and other space oddities.

Hi Ernie! Long time reader, first time contributor. First things first, thanks a million for producing your blog to begin with. I always get a huge kick out of reading your stories, looking at the funny pictures, and drooling over the hot girlies. I especially love the random background image information you use to set up showing the picture. I wanted to write to you today to discuss one of these types of pictures that you linked to today. I hate to have to be the guy to do this, but that's not Dora the Explorer in this picture: it's actually a Bratz Big Babyz Jade Doll. As the father of a 5 year old girl, I have been subject to more of Dora that one human should ever have to endure through the course of their lives. I mean, what father in his right mind would let his little girl go exploring through the jungle like that?! Especially when she needs so much help just remember where the fuck to go!! Get a god damn GPS already!!! Sorry for the rant, I just hate that little cartoon bitch!! Anyway, thanks for all you do! I hope all is well in your part of the world! Your Loyal Reader, Kurt

And that Bratz doll is $146 fucking dollars? Fuuuuck that. But you're right, it's not Dora. Fair enough. Then perhaps you can tell me, does this rhasta chimpmunk have any significance? or is it just some dumb fucking stuffed animal?

This article by the Mother Nature Network gives some really great ideas for dealing with wasp nests. Using a soap spray to suffocate the occupants, drowning the nest, even hanging false nests to fool some of the wasps. But what about fire? Or more specifically, what about just burning the whole fucking thing down like this guy did? Is that recommended, or no?

Medline is the largest privately held manufacturer and distributor of healthcare supplies in the United States, providing more than 350,000 products that serve the entire continuum of care. Their UltraCheck bladderless reusable blood pressure cuffs are coated with a stain, fluid, and antimicrobial inhibitor to give long-lasting utility in a hospital environment. Every size is manufactured to meet the American Heart Association standards for accuracy. They are available with a choice of fittings for most every non-invasive blood pressure monitor.

Finally I uploaded my whole collection of photos from WW2, WW1, Vietnam and some other time periods. I've tried to find some data about them, check them out and share! Guillermo

im not the only one whos not complying up here!!! Im just a little more secretative about it. -S

Because shit is about to get real in Connecticut. And SRSLY, you should pick up some brand new Crow Shooting Supply M2A1 .50 Cal Ammo Cans - $14.99 each, or 4 Cans shipped to your door for $55 after coupon GMT5. And I R NOT KIDDING. And because I'm on the east coast, it's two day delivery.

Any chance that someone out there has the wiring diagram to a 1982 BMW 745i? It sure would help me out.

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