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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 5, 2014
March 5, 2014

As We All Confront Our Mortality From Time to Time, I Occasionally Wonder How I'll Be Remembered.

A bird bath is an artificial "puddle" or small shallow pond, created with a water-filled basin, in which birds may bathe, cool off, and from which they may drink. A bird bath is an attraction for many different species of birds to visit gardens, especially during the summer and drought periods. Bird baths that provide a reliable source of water year round add to the popularity and "micro-habitat" support. They can be a garden ornament, small reflecting pool, outdoor sculpture, several tiers tall, and part of creating a vital wildlife garden.

Now ladies and gentleman a minute for America's favorite daughter, BETTY FUCKING WHITE who by the way, is literally older than sliced bread.

Opti-Free Express is a multi-purpose disinfectant that provides a clean and comfortable contact lens-wearing experience. It's effective at cleaning, disinfecting, and storing all types of soft contact lenses, including silicone hydrogels, for up to 30 days after disinfection. It has a triple action cleaning system to remove daily protein deposits and dirt, and shields lenses against build-up. Unlike ordinary multipurpose solutions that require a digital rub, Opti-Free Express does the hard work for you, taking that rubbing step out of your care routine.

Back when every picture you took cost actual money, photobombing existed but it was relatively rare. Since the advent of camera phones and social media, photobombing has become a genuine fad, like skinny jeans, or the Macarena. But don't just take my word for it. Take a look at today's list. It features the 35 greatest photobombs in history.

This guy has a pretty good theory on the differences between Neanderthal and Cro Magnon man; I specifically enjoyed the theory on why both Neanderthals and Europeans have more body hair.

ErnieI'm sure you've gotten a thousand emails already that have told you that the M in the elevator stands for Mezzanine. Heres one more. Keep up the good work. Gary

Hi Ernie, I hope you are well. I saw this video and immediately thought of your fans, I hope you like it. Forgive the repeat if you have already seen it. Best, Drew

Anastasia was discovered at the Racey Girl Pageant several years back. Here she is showing off her tight bikini body by a swimmingpool waterfall in The Bahamas.

From deadbolts to numbered keypads, there are many different lock styles you can choose to keep your home secure from intruders. However, locks serve a greater purpose than just to keep intruders out: They can be used to hold something in place as a temporary fix. If you have a screen door, door flap or other doorway that needs to be held shut, install a hook and eye latch. These are easily and quickly unfastened but will prevent cupboards and doors from opening easily.

Um, holy shit? In Thailand prison inmates can fight tourists to obtain their freedom or reduce their prison sentence.

And you know all that inexpensive Russian 7.62x39 AK ammo you've been picking up lately? Well you better get while the getting is good.

proposed military cuts: when it comes to our armed forces, size matters

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