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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 13, 2014
March 13, 2014

What's The Old Saying About If They're Really Out To Get You?

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Jordan Wiser's plan was to do six years in the military, and then start a career as a cop or firefighter. But those military plans are on hold now that he's been charged with a felony and spent 13 days in jail, after what he says what was a pocketknife was found in his car during a search at his high school. Wiser said he did not give school officials permission to search his vehicle, and there was no warrant to perform the search. School administrators, he said, cited the school handbook as their warrant. He claims they also denied his request to call an attorney. Now I know what you're thinking. They'd just give the kid detention, right? Wrong. The judge ordered him held on a half million-dollar bond, pending a psychological evaluation, and the conditions of his bond also prohibit him from having any contact with his grandfather, who is dying from cancer. Says the DA: "There's a load of people out here that just think we're the devil because we're allegedly ruining this young kid's life ... There are all these school occurrences where people are shot, people are killed by other students ... We see it every day … so we don't take these things lightly … We have to be sure that we don't have a potential for something like that to happen here." So remember everyone: In today's era of political buttfuckery, war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.

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Well, since you asked. About 5, maybe 8 years ago 3,000 american passports were stolen. They had the built in computer chip but had not been programmed- then you see this stuff. There is no doubt in my military or civilian mind that it was Iranian terrorists. Or maybe not. The reason why I say "or maybe not" is a terrorist organization would have claimed the bombing. So far, nobody's stepped forward to claim they did it. Since a lack of evidence is not the same as having evidence, it is possible this is a government "false flag" operation. Consider this: we've spent billions of dollars on the TSA and all we've done is made the public angry, and amassed a huge pile of toenail and fingernail clippers that are sold on Ebay right? is an example of where this stuff goes. Is our government callus enough to kill a few of our own people to promote it's own interest? Oh yeah... I worked on the first 25 777 aircraft; it's a good, solid, known principled airframe- actually it's more like a Boeing 767 that's been scaled up enough to take the place of the 747. The 777 was supposed to take the place of the 747- same MTOW (Maxium take off weight) and get 24% better fuel economy- airliners loved it. The flying customers didn't like it- they became nervous when flying over the Pacific or the Atlantic "because it only has 2 engines". Boeing had overcome the technical problems of ETOPS (ExTended OPerationS) but has still failed after 25 years to overcome the psychological implications- people simply have more faith in 4 engines than they do with 2 engines and all the engineering and test studies in the world isn't going to convince them otherwise. This is why the 747 is still being built, today. So while the video show's Iranian terrorists, and the use of stolen passports, I think it's a setup by our own government to justify the growth of it's own policy's. If it was terrorists, they would have already claimed the explosion. - Larry

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There's a lot to be said for sitting back and relaxing while a professional installs your satellite dish for you. Unfortunately, the novelty wears off after you've paid for it a few times. Learning to align your own satellite dish can save you hundreds of dollars over the years, and isn't especially difficult. You'll need to orient your dish for the correct up-and-down angle, or elevation, and its left-to-right angle, or azimuth. Getting great signal is easiest with a commercial meter, but all you really need is your receiver, a television and a helper.

And after ten volumes of Has Alex Trebek Gone Insane, now we see and finally gets his revenge.

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