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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 14, 2014
March 14, 2014

The Best Day To Start Hitting The Gym, Was A Month Ago. The Second Best Day To Start Hitting The Gym, Is Today.

Taco Bueno is a U.S.-based fast-food restaurant chain specializing in Tex-Mex-style Mexican cuisine, founded in 1967 by Bill R. Waugh, an Abilene Christian University(ACU) art graduate. Currently headquartered in Farmers Branch, Texas, the first location was in Abilene, Texas in 1967. The company has 176 locations in Arkansas, Kansas, Missouri, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas, and Louisiana with concentrations in North Texas and Oklahoma. All Taco Bueno locations have a self serve salsa bar featuring homemade fresh original red and roasted salsas, fresh pico de gallo, diced onions, and jalapeño peppers.

Yesterday I thumbnail linked this Facebook post, so if oing to the gym seems like a tough and tedious task even for many people without weight problems. These 30 individuals worked hard and ate right to get to where they want to be with their lives. These photos are highly motivational as well, so get your fat ass off the couch. Also, dibs on #12.

Bose Corporation's Wave Music Systems are table top audio systems which were first released in 1984. The current Wave radio III is their latest version of the product that brought radio to life in a whole new way—now with more convenience and more precise radio reception. It comes with a built-in FM/AM tuner. Package solutions offer much more: music from your iPod, plus Internet stations and playlists from your computer, smartphone, tablet or any Bluetooth device. The Bose Wave Radio III can be your complete home audio hub—with sound you'd expect from a much larger, more complicated system.

Plushophilia is a paraphilia involving stuffed animals. Plushophiles are sometimes called plushies, although this term (plushies) can also refer to non-sexual stuffed animal enthusiasts, and to stuffed animals in general. Plushophilia is sometimes assumed to be a practice common within furry fandom, due in part to a 2001 article by Vanity Fair that linked various members of the furry community with plushophilia. A 1998 survey of 360 members of the furry community suggested less than one percent attested to being plushophiles.

Uh oh. Belgium powder plant explosion may affect ammo supplies. Jon

Hello Ernie!! I headed to Lake Havasu to start the first weekend of Spring Break 2014. It was a crazy weekend for everybody. Boats full of college students lined the channel and here was no shortage of sunshine, alcohol or tan lines. Long time visitor of EHOWA! Jason - Live 101.5 Phoenix

Margaret Denise Quigley, professionally known as Maggie Q, is an American actress, animal rights activist and former fashion model. Quigley was born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii. Her father is of Irish and Polish descent and her mother is a Vietnamese immigrant; her parents met while her father was stationed in Vietnam during the war. Maggie Q is outspoken on the subject of animal rights and has taken part in PETA Asia's campaigns promoting vegetarianism. In a PETA ad, she posed nearly nude in a bed of crimson chili peppers to spread the word that going vegetarian is the best way to "Spice Up Your Life" as well as help animals, your health, and the environment. A second ad for PETA Asia features her wearing a bikini made entirely of strategically placed lettuce leaves next to the tagline "Turn Over a New Leaf – Try Vegetarian!" She achieved international fame starring as the title role on The CW's action-thriller series Nikita that aired in 2010-2013. She has three tattoos: one on each arm and one of a phoenix on her left hip, which she has had to conceal for most of her roles except Nikita.Q also suffered temporary hearing loss in her right ear, when her eardrum was blown out in an explosive stunt. And being an independent woman, she moves her own couches.

And speaking of the Vietnam war, Pattaya is a city in Thailand, a beach resort popular with tourists and expatriates. It is located on the east coast of the Gulf of Thailand, about 100 kilometres (62 mi) southeast of Bangkok within but not part of Amphoe Bang Lamung in the province of Chonburi. Once a fishing town, Pattaya first boomed as an R&R destination during the Vietnam War and developed into a family-oriented seaside destination. Foreign tourism to Thailand as a whole in 2007 amounted to 14.5 million visitors. Activities include playing 21 golf courses within 1 hour of Pattaya, go-kart racing, and visiting different theme parks and zoos such as the Elephant Village, where demonstrations of training methods and ancient ceremonial re-enactments are performed daily

All achievements, all 3 stars, 3245 points. Peace! Kurt

I am so sick of a world full of bad news – finally a really good story about a dog helping wounded veterans. Hell Yea! Regards, Paul

So if you beat Kurt's score in Physicar, let me know!

And if you were thinking about maybe photoshopping a few fake nudes of Kate Upton and putting them on the interwebs, claiming they are outtakes from a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue shoot, you should probably know that neither she nor the folks at Sports Illustrated are okay with that. So yeah, you might get sued.

Sharm el-Sheikh is a city situated on the southern tip of the Sinai Peninsula, in South Sinai Governorate, Egypt, on the coastal strip along the Red Sea. Its population is approximately 35,000. Sharm el-Sheikh is the administrative hub of Egypt's South Sinai Governorate which includes the smaller coastal towns of Dahab and Nuweiba as well as the mountainous interior, Saint Catherine's Monastery and Mount Sinai. Sharm el-Sheikh's major industry is foreign and domestic tourism, owing to its dramatic landscape, year-round dry and temperate climate and long stretches of natural beaches. Sharm el-Sheikh waters are clear and calm for most of the year and have become popular for various watersports, particularly recreational scuba diving and snorkeling. There is great scope for scientific tourism with diversity in marine life species; 250 different coral reefs and 1000 species of fish.

Still think there isn't an ammo shortage going on? There are still some stores charging $89 for a $25 brick of .22's and the shocking thing is -- they're going to fucking get it.

spartanburg sc sheriff on proposed ‘stand your ground' repeal: not on my watch, motherfuckers!

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