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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 18, 2014
March 18, 2014

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Swedish death metal is a death metal music scene developed in Sweden. Many Swedish death metal bands are associated with the melodic death metal movement, thus giving Swedish death metal a different sound from other variations of death metal. Unlike American death metal groups, the first Swedish bands were rooted in punk rock. Although Norway is known for its quantity of black metal, Gothenburg in Sweden has a large melodic death metal scene, while Stockholm is known for its more raw death metal scene.

Dick's Sporting Goods is a Fortune 500 American corporation in the sporting goods and retail industries headquartered in Coraopolis, Pennsylvania. Dick's has 525 stores in 42 states as of July 25, 2011, primarily in the eastern half of the United States. In the confusing aftermath of December 2012's Sandy Hook school massacre, it was unclear where shooter Adam Lanza had procured the cache of weapons that killed 20 children and 6 adults in Newtown, Connecticut. As officials investigated tips from the public, Dick's Sporting Goods found its way into headlines via unsubstantiated rumors that Lanza had tried to buy a rifle at a Danbury outpost days before the crime.

Here's a cool bracket challenge that looks back on best March Madness moments. Because eeryone loves filling out brackets, and this is a unique one that focuses on some of the best "Pick Up Moments" in NCAA Tourmanent history.

By this point everyone and their grandmother knows that Game of Thrones season 4 begins airing on HBO on April 6th, 2014. For those of you chomping at the bit like I am -- here's a 25 minute recap of season 3 -- you can alway revisit Season 4's Trailer #1, Trailer #2, Trailer #3. And then there's this little 15 minute behind-the scenes-featurettetitled Ice and Fire: A Foreshadowing, and for those of you willing to throw caution to the wind, some by none other than George RR Martin himself.

Saw this at pismo beach this weekend. A reworked deuce and a half. The guy towed a trailer and had a sand rail on the back. It has bomb hash marks and a sweet painted lady on the door. Fuck yea! -Ryan

Hello Ernie, I know this may sound strange and I can understand if you think this is a scam, but have you ever dialed 1-800-FUCKYOU? No seriously, try if you haven't. What is the deal with that? ~Nate R.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. That and more pearls of wisdom.

10,000 Ways to Say I Love You is the small book with the biggest collection of loving ideas ever gathered in one place, now in a tenth anniversary edition. This book is the ultimate practical, giftable resource for couples, filled with 10,000 ideas for expressing affection. 10,000 Ways to Say I Love You overflows with surprise ideas, back-to-basics classics that always work, and inspired twists on creative expression. Readers can express true affection with secret love notes, perpetual bouquets, secluded picnics, outrageous gifts... and 9,996 more ways to say "I love you."

Taking a self-guided tour of the United States and its northern neighbor Canada is one of the great pastimes for those who are lucky enough to travel. But even if you are that lucky, it's still likely that you need to stay thrifty and budget-conscious during your exploration of the world around you – which is why free tourist attractions hold a lot of appeal. That's especially true of these nine tourist attractions, which are iconic and absolutely free to visit. So give some or all of these a visit while you still can, before the owners of these spots realize what suckers they've been and start charging admission.

Astrophysicist (and all around bad motherfucker) Neil deGrasse Tyson and author Neil Gaiman talk about the effect religion has on scientific progress, touching upon the "God of the gaps," religious text, and, of course, rainbows and leprechauns.

The Puget Sound Naval Shipyard in Bremerton, Wash., welcomed the aircraft carrier USS Ronald Reagan for a year of maintenance work Tuesday. The 1,100-foot-long carrier's home port has been changed administratively from San Diego to Bremerton so families can join the sailors during the extended stay. Not all family members can come north but many have already arrived. The ship has a crew of about 2,500. In what may have been a strange sight for ship watchers, the carrier was transporting several hundred cars instead of jets on the main flight deck. Those are the cars belonging to crew members and their families.

To wear a Catholic cross or crucifix necklace is an outward sign of faith and symbolizes our gratitude for the sacrifice Jesus made on the Cross. The Catholic Church places much emphasis on the Crucifix. Before a Catholic Mass even begins the Crucifix is carried to the altar during the opening procession, where it is then prominently placed for the celebration of mass and again precedes even the Priest out of the Sanctuary after the final blessing. The Catholic Church celebrates the Exaltation of the Holy Cross on September 14. A Crucifix necklace not only outwardly affirms the wearers faith, but projects its blessings inwardly, for the protection of the soul.

And since I'm not a huge fan, I don't have much of a chance of identifying what brand of champagne she is drinking.

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