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You know, when I first saw this photo I thought Las Vegas but then, nope! The Sun-Sentinel is the major daily newspaper of Broward and South Palm Beach counties, in southern Florida.

Why lapel cams are awesome: absolutely no one can say this shooting was not completely justified, and it might keep shit like this from happening, and at the same time encourage a little more of this.

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! No seriously, to hell with you.

Like I always thought about Dunkin' Donuts up north... Donuts = Good. Sandwiches = You're fucking nuts, stoned, or hammered. or all three, I suppose.

Ben and Joe Weider are the legendary founders of the modern fitness movement. Their name is synonymous with athletic excellence and their proven programs have created champion bodybuilders and sports professionals for more than fifty years, making Weider Nutrition International the number-one sports nutrition company in the world. Now in The Edge: The Weider Guide to Ultimate Strength, the Weiders share the training secrets of the pros that can help anyone interested in fitness achieve peak performance.

Melding both 1950's gameshows and intellectual property law, here's Basic Cable Name That Tune! And if you're feeling a little bit drained heading into this weekend, remember there is nothing Better Than Pants.

Soul and Body refers to two anonymous Old English poems: Soul and Body I, which is found in the Vercelli Book, and Soul and Body II, found in the Exeter Book. It is one of the oldest poems to have survived in two manuscripts of Old English, each version slightly different from the other. Despite their differences, the Soul and Body poems address similar themes. Both versions ask the committed and penitent Christian reader to call to mind his bodily actions on earth in relation to his soul's afterlife. A sense of exigency is found in the poems, imploring the body to live according to the soul's fate and not the desires of the flesh.

And hot on the heels of yesterday's see-saw post, Obama confirms executive order covers entire Russian arms manufacturing sector. So True? False? I don't know what's what anymore. But again, it'll never go bad so do what you will.

Director Michael Gottlieb got the idea for 1987's Mannequin when he was walking by a store window and was startled to "see" a mannequin move by itself. He realized it was just an optical illusion caused by a combination of lights and shadows, but began to wonder what would happen if a mannequin actually DID come to life. Originally, the lead part was written to be an older, lonely storekeeper, with Dudley Moore in mind for the role, but when Andrew McCarthy came on board, the part was rewritten to be the part of a young artist.

Marmite is the brand name for two similar food spreads: the original British version, since 2000 a Unilever product; and a modified version produced in New Zealand by Sanitarium Health Food Company and distributed in Australasia and the Pacific. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. Other similar products include the Australian Vegemite, the Swiss Cenovis and the German Vitam-R. The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown food paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty. British Marmite was originally supplied in earthenware pots, but since the 1920s has been sold in distinctive, bulbous glass jars of approximately the same shape.

13 most infamous cases of fans getting caught in the act (semi-sorta NSFW)