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"Nations Are Born In The Hearts Of Poets, They Prosper And Die In The Hands Of Politicians." Muhammad Iqbal.

California State Senator Leland Yee. What can I say. Don't know who he is? He's the guy who wanted to criminilaize the sale of violent video games to minors. He's the guy who wanted registration, background checks and licensing to buy 3D printers. He's the guy who proposed -- among various other things -- a ban on centerfire semi-auto firearms equipped with bullet buttons, and wanted the Department of Justice to conduct a study on local ordinances pertaining to safe storage of firearms? Well where is he now? Oh you know. In federal custody. For arms trafficing. And not just pussy arms trafficing, either, I'm talking telling undercover FBI agents he could put them in touch with international fucking gun dealers (PDF). Now if this guy had remained neutral on gun rights, I really couldn't give a shit either way. But keep in mind this asshole was working to arm organized crime while at the same time, actively trying to strip people of their Second Amendment rights. So yes, I find his fall from grace to be absolutely fucking delicious. Hopefully, Eric Holder won't be too far behind.

It kind of makes me wonder what other California laws that Yee has violated. I mean does he have any respect for California Vehicle Code 22658 governing the removal of motor vehicles from private property? or what about Glendale Municipal Code 10.28.080, which governs parking on private property? Any respect for that? Or is he just like this girl and not give a fucking about those rights, either?

Just another example of how people rely too much on government to keep them safe. So remember what I said folks. When you call 911 in an emergency -- whether you're looking for the fire department to respond to a kitchen fire, or an ambulance for a heart attack, or the police for a break in -- they're not the first responders, you are. YOU ARE. You're the first person who can respond to any threat against your life or your livelihood. So make like any good Boy Scout would, and be prepared. Buy fire extinguishers. Learn first aid. And be prepared to defend yourself. Especially is you live in New Orleans. So wakey wakey, eggs and bacey -- Sportsman's Guise Buyers Club Members can use coupon code SK419 to receive an additional 10% off the non member price -- doubling your club discount to 20% -- up to a maximum of $300 additional discount per item.

A company called Polytech Enterprise Limited acquired used disposable cameras which had been manufactured by Fuji Photo Film Co., Ltd. and sold by Fuji to consumers. Fuji owned several patents on the technology used in the cameras. Polytech refurbished the cameras through a process which included fitting the camera with new film, and in some instances with new flash batteries, repairing the camera case to exclude light following the film reloading operation, repackaging, and relabeling under the trademark of Jazz Photo Corp. The cameras were brought to China to be refurbished, and Jazz Photo then reimported them into the United States for sale. The United States Customs Service intercepted two shipments of these cameras, and sought to prevent their entry into the United States on the grounds that they infringed Fuji's patents. Jazz Photo objected, asserting that the patents were not infringed because, rather than build new cameras incorporating the proprietary technology, Jazz Photo had simply purchased Fuji's own cameras and repaired them.

Ever heard that we're born with all the brain cells we're ever going to have? Ah, that's bullshit. How about the color of your muscus can indicate a viral or bacterial infaction? Horseshit, too. And as for goldfish having 30 second memories? Who told you shit crap, some guy on the fucking internet? Turns out, your whole life has been a lie.

Just when you thought you were out, Putin pull us back in: Red Dragon is set during the height of the Cold War and sees NATO and the Warsaw Pact countries prepare for war in a whole new theatre. THANKS OBAMA.

A bunk bed is a type of bed in which one bed frame is stacked on top of another. The nature of bunk beds allows two or more people to sleep in the same room while maximizing available floor space. This leads to them being used in places with limited floor space, such as on ships and in army garrisons or in places that wish to maximize bedspace such as: dormitories, summer camp cabins, hostels, children's rooms, prison cells, or university residence halls. Bunk beds are normally supported by four poles or pillars, one at each corner of the bed. To get to the second bunk a ladder is used. The top bed is normally surrounded by a railing to prevent the sleeper from falling out, and some models also have a privacy curtain for the lower bunk.

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure this Rotweillers is purring.

Grover Cleveland Alexander, nicknamed "Old Pete", was an American Major League Baseball pitcher who played for the Philadelphia Phillies, Chicago Cubs, and St. Louis Cardinals, and was elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1938. Alexander's 90 shutouts are a National League record and his 373 wins are tied with Christy Mathewson for first in the National League record book. He is also third all time in wins, tenth in innings pitched (5190), second in shutouts, and eighth in hits allowed (4868). Suffering from epilepsy, haunted by his experiences in combat during World War I and shadowed by the dark side of alcoholism, Grover Cleveland Alexander led the league in ERA on four occasions, wins in six different seasons, complete games six times and shutouts during seven campaigns.

Alek, this one is for you, man. It's The Incredible Hulk!

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