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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 3, 2014
April 3, 2014

"No, That Is The Great Fallacy: The Wisdom Of Old Men. They Do Not Grow Wise. They Grow Careful." - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but after having worked in worked in telecomm for 6 years, all I can say is 50% of men over 40? Shit. May the odds be ever in my favor.

The birth of the Pampers brand is arguably P&G's best example of what happens when there is dissatisfaction with the status quo. In 1956, a P&G researcher, Victor Mills, disliked changing the cloth diapers of his newborn grandchild. So he assigned fellow researchers in P&G's Exploratory Division in Miami Valley, Ohio to look into the practicality of making a better disposable diaper. Pampers size N-2 are sold as Swaddlers and Baby Dry. Pampers size 3–6 are sold as Cruisers and Baby Dry. Pampers size 7 are sold as Cruisers and Underjams. Also Pampers size 8 is sold as Underjams.

Johnny Depp has won the Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild award for Best Actor. He rose to prominence on the 1980s television series 21 Jump Street, becoming a teen idol. Dissatisfied with that status, Depp turned to film for more challenging roles; he played the title character of the acclaimed Edward Scissorhands and later found box office success in many films, such as the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. He also has garnered a sex symbol status in American cinema, being twice named as the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine in 2003 and 2009. Thanks to his creative sportsmanship, he has been listed in the 2012 Guinness World Records as the highest paid actor, with a $75 million salary for the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean V.

Tilex Soap Scum Remover & Disinfectant cleans and disinfects many surfaces including glazed ceramic tile, grout, fiberglass, shower doors, vinyl curtains, toilets, sinks and no-wax floors. The nonabrasive formula in this cleaner both cleans and deodorizers a variety of surfaces, including ceramic tile, plastic, chrome, fiberglass and porcelain-best of all, it does so without scrubbing. The EPA registered disinfectant formula removes tough soap scum on contact. Plus, Tilex Soap Scum Remover has bactericidal and mildewcidal efficacy, leaving your bathroom looking great and free from nasty germs.

In case you enjoyed yesterday's link to a someone crashing their $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador on the streets of London, here is some cringeworthy footage of the aftermath. And now, a moment of silence, please.

Ernie, the girl in New Orleans is standing on the balcony of the hotel St. Marie looking across at Ricks Cabaret! Love your site Stay hard! Chuck

Olive oil is a fat obtained from the olive, a traditional tree crop of the Mediterranean Basin; right now, Spain produces 43.8% of world production of olive oil. And 75% of Spain's production comes from the region of Andalucía, particularly within Jaén province, although other regions also produce excellent oil. Although Italy is a net importer of olive oil, it still accounts for only 21.5% of the world's production. In North America, Italian and Spanish olive oils are the best-known, and top-quality extra-virgin oils from Italy, Spain, Portugal and Greece are sold at high prices, often in prestige packaging.

Take a look at these parody Twitter accounts, which have managed to take simple premises and squeeze hundreds, and sometimes thousands of 140-character jokes out of them. If you think about it, that's actually kind of impressive.

Buying a complete set of dumbbells is a relatively inexpensive way of building a sound home gym, and will allow you to organize your living space efficiently as compared to some bulkier machines available on the market. Dumbbells also give you a greater range of motion in comparison to barbells or machines. Moreover, dumbbell workouts are a great venue for both more advanced lifters looking to gain mass or novice trainers seeking to tone up and shed some extra weight. Remember, however, that a nice set of dumbbells alone won't make your body nicely toned. You'll also need some discipline to carry out both your weight and cardiovascular workouts regularly, as well as maintain a healthy and balanced diet.

Heya Ernie, been reading the site daily for about 4 years now. Love it. I took these while in California back in June. The humming bird was bouncing around up in the loft in the first pic like a fly on a window. I went up with a laundry basket and a towel to try to catch him, I was trying to trap him in the skylight on the right and then he just kind of stopped on the left and hovered there. Not like they normally hover, he was stuck in this bigass spider web. The bird was totally calm and totally stuck also. I trapped him in a towel and spent about 5 minutes plucking the web off of his wings. After I got all of the crap off, I gave him to my daughter to let go. He's still out there somewhere... Keep up the sight, it rocks... TK

Hot on the tail of the 5.45x39 armor piercing/not armor piecing debacle from earlier this week, consider the FNH Five-Seven 5.7x28mm handgun. One of the design intents of the 5.7x28mm SS190 variety of this cartridge was that it have the ability to penetrate Kevlar protective vests—such as the NATO CRISAT vest—that will stop conventional pistol bullets. Fired from the P90, the SS190 is capable of penetrating the CRISAT vest at a range of 200 m (219 yd), or a Level IIIA Kevlar vest at the same range. The SS190 has been manufactured with a plain, black, or black-on-white tip color and is classified by the ATF as armor-piercing (AP) ammunition, and its sale is currently restricted by FN to military and law enforcement customers. However, sporting variants of the 5.7×28mm are classified by the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) as not armor-piercing. And yes, if you've got a couple nickels in your pocket, you can pick up a FNH Five-Seven 5.7x28mm for $1089.99 shipped. A steep price, but FNH makes a great fucking pistol.

The Sims 2 is a strategic life simulation video game developed by Maxis and published by Electronic Arts. It is the sequel to the best-selling computer game, The Sims, which was released in January 31, 2000.[2] It was first released on September 14, 2004 for Microsoft Windows. A port to Apple Mac OS X was released on June 17, 2005. Eight expansion packs and nine stuff packs were subsequently released. In addition several console versions have been released. Though not commonly known, The Sims 2 is offered on mobile platforms. Mobile manufacturers such as Nokia offer The Sims 2 from the Ovi Store. A sequel, The Sims 3, was released in June 2009.

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