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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 11, 2014
April 11, 2014

It Seems Today, I Will Take 16lbs Please And Thank You.

Normally these physics style games come naturally to me, but for some reason I can't get this fucking green ball to roll up high enough on level 7 of Color Instinct. And no fucking walk-through videos either, that shit is cheating and then you'll have to clean my toenails.

When it comes to your suspension system, there are many components that play an important role. Most people know that a leveling kit, shocks and struts, and lift kits can make a big difference in the way a vehicle drives. But, what about steering stabilizers; what does a steering stabilizer do? The purpose of a steering stabilizer is to tame the action of trucks and SUVs with oversized tires. When you equip your ride with larger tires, you may become a victim of the shimmy effect. But, a steering stabilizer ends the common vibration problem that larger tires can cause, smoothing out your ride. So, you get improved handling and better ride quality.

Who would have guessed that Bill Fucking Murray would be one of the 13 Greatest David Letterman sports moments in his career? But then again, it is Bill Fucking Murray, so why the hell not? And just for the record, if someone I know actually shot and kileld Bull Murray, I'd probably jam my foot up their ass.

No more chasing that umbrella as it blows across the beach or struggling to stick it in the sand. Just pop your beach umbrella - no matter what size - into the sand anchor, and enjoy a carefree day at the beach. No worrying about the umbrella blowing over; the anchor withstands winds up to 30 mph. Once the umbrella anchor is easily twisted into the sand all you'll need to do is insert your umbrella pole into the anchor and tighten the thumbscrew.

Some trivia on that 1985 classic, The Goonies: everything Chunk Eats -- remember this was considered fat back then -- everything wrong with the movie, and every castmember today. You're welcome.

Wrinkles are a natural phenomenon that occur when important proteins, called elastin and collagen, break down in the skin. One common place where wrinkles form is the nose, including upper nose bridge wrinkles referred to as "bunny lines" or the wrinkles that run from the nose to the mouth called "nasolabial folds." When it comes to relieving wrinkles on the nose, there are several treatment options available.

If you'd like to make your life easier, might I suggest that you implement some of these ideas to make your house FUCKING AWESOME.

What city's subway is this? I presume New York City, but I haven't been able to find a map matching the one on the left side of the doors.

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