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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 21, 2014
April 21, 2014

Well, At Least The Dangerous Dog Is Okay.

Oh, my Barney, oh, my Barney, had a jail and couldn't lock it. Had one bullet for his pistol, had to keep it in his pocket.

We face many complex challenges when it comes to a clean and healthy ocean, but one problem is simple to understand: Trash. Roughly 40 tons of debris washes up on our beaches every year - 80% of that could be recycled. Unfortunately, what we see dirtying up our beaches and floating on the ocean's surface is just the tip of the iceberg. Much more lies unseen beneath the surface and far away on the open water — but that doesn't make it any less important.

So why do I watch hockey? Is it for the sportsmanship? Not hardly. For the competition? For the fights? No. I do it because you can occasionally see a fan flash her tits during overtime. YAY FOR BOOBIES!

Thomas Lipton began travelling the world for new items to stock in this store, one such item was tea, since sales had doubled from $7 million from the late 1870s to $150 million by the mid-1880s. However, he believed the price was far too high, so in 1890, he purchased his own tea gardens in Ceylon, now Sri Lanka, and packaged and sold the first Lipton tea. Staying true to this vision, he arranged packaging and shipping at low costs and sold his tea in packets by the pound, half pound, and quarter pound, with the advertising slogan: "Direct from the tea gardens to the teapot." Lipton teas were an immediate success in the United States. Thomas Lipton was knighted by Queen Victoria, who made him Sir Thomas Lipton in 1898 at the age of forty-eight.

A long standsing craze on the web involves all sorts of hot babe slideshows, from sexy celebrities to things like bikini contests. Here are some great slideshows of some of the most popular celebrities from around the web for your viewing pleasure. Who? Well, think and such ladies as that.

And I was able to get some answers on which department this officer is attached to...

Ernie Long time lurker here. The uniform is of the United States Park Police who provided security for the Raelian Movement's [NOPE!] August 26, 2012 protest in front of the White House. You can find out more at Keep up the good work! Yours - Carl

Ernie, First off I love your site and have been visiting it since I was in college at PITT back in the days of the stick figures and the WHOOP boobs! Even though you've probably already been told I believe that would be the patch of the Secret Service Uniform Division [YUP!]. Keep up the good work! Jason

The Palazzo is a luxury hotel and casino resort situated between Wynn and The Venetian on the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise, Nevada. It is the tallest completed building [proof]in Nevada -- although the Fontainebleau Resort Las Vegas, whose construction is currently stalled due to financial problems -- is already taller. Designed by the Dallas based HKS, Inc., the property's design is marketed as being reflective of a modern European ambiance and luxury living. The hotel and casino are part of a larger complex comprising the adjoining Venetian Hotel and Casino and the Sands Expo and Convention Center [proof], all of which are owned and operated by the Las Vegas Sands Corporation. Here is the view from a Palazzo luxury suite looking west northwest over Tresure Island.

You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay? You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we'll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya.

Ernie- Have you ever heard of a tall blonde Swedish bombshell champion pool player they call The Striking Viking, Ewa Laurance? You have now. I hear she racks her own balls, and she can certainly rack mine... - Rex

Not sure what you can do with this. Have a great weekend. Harald in Tacoma

In "Weird Fears," celebrities and comedians bravely confront their irrational anxieties for your amusement. There's only one thing that could scare the crap out of Jason Mamoa (aka Khal Drogo): and that's Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King's It. So try to have a little empathy, okay?

Okay, try as I might, I just can't seem to figure out which chain of convenience store has their fountain drinks in an area called Swig Central. Any ideas? Is it a WaWa?

Then: the cost of 2160 rounds of steel core 5.45x39 ammo on 4/21/2013? Around $284 shipped right to your front door. Now: the cost of 2160 rounds of steel core 5.45 ammo on 4/21/2013? Starting at $450. Then add $25 for shipping. THANK YOU ATF!

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